Ready to popperbate? Wanna be a popperbator? Whether you’re new to the brown bottle or at home with seven ‘hit, hold and releases’, we can have you on your way to popperbating with aplomb.
This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain. It contains content pertaining to drug use and may be triggering for those in recovery. Readers should proceed with caution.
What’s popperbating?
Some bators sniff inhalants to enhance their masturbation by bringing on a short-lived, pleasurable rush. These men, known as ‘popperbators’, find it can be a transcendent way to enjoy their penis.
Before we start, we’ve prepared an excellent guide to poppers usage, effects and safety – check it out! And of course, good doctors are available to answer any questions on proper use and overuse, pre-existing conditions, medications and risks to you.
Absolute popperbate for beginners
Popperbating doesn’t happen without a little skill and hard work. The vapour has been known to pull even the most skilled edger up short. Here we disseminate some knowledge to help new sniffers hone their expertise.
To train to be a long duration popperbator, you have to begin with an appropriate pace and mindset.
Go slow initially and pay attention to your body on those first hits. Poppers can send you from 0 to 100 very easily. You’ll want to avoid over-bating your penis even if the poppers want you to do exactly that. Even solid edgers can go past the point-of-no-return before they’ve even noticed it.
You don’t want that. You want to go the distance. To progress, you’re going to build agility and focus on proper form over a few sessions. This means breaking your popperbating into manageable segments, staying focused and avoiding being overwhelmed. That’s the mindset needed.
Just starting out? Remember:
1) Don’t over-hit
2) Don’t over-crank
Like an athlete, set a goal for yourself. Are you going from 1-2 minutes of popperbating, or 15-30 minutes this time?
If popperbating to porn, begin with the vanilla stuff before really pressing your triggers. There’s always a tension between how poppers can make you lose control and expertly masturbating through it. It’s not easy! But that’s what makes it fun.
Popperbate upskilling with popper trainer videos
Having set your goals and built up your form, you may be ready to tackle some Popper Trainer Videos. These are found on porn sites designed directly to test the endurance of the popperbator.
Turn the lights out, put some headphones on, have your poppers at the ready and press play.
How do they work? Popper Trainer Videos are structured like workouts, which move through various segments designed to be progressively tougher on you. When instructed, you are asked to “Hit” along with the coach, then ride out a long stretch of popper-charged masturbation.
Some trainer videos include one solo trainer you can follow along with, while others will include compilations of porn clips and on-screen prompts. These porn clips might be themed around a particular kink or fetish. From muscle dads, alpha jocks to ass sluts, fuck orgies, gooners to twinky sniffers – there will be a popper training video with popper porn to suit your taste.
A hit = inhale, hold and release.
All hits are mandatory.
Your training will be hard.
There are trainer videos of various lengths, time between hits, levels of difficulty or more triggering porn. We recommend easing in. Enjoy the challenge. See if you can get to the end of the video before blowing your load.
Skill, endurance and popper porn
Poppers can dissolve the barrier between you and the porn. When you’ve had a hit, it can feel as if there is no screen at all. The porn burns into your eyes. The screen is in your brain. It might feel like you are the porn. That makes it very, very hard to stay the course and not cum.
A warning: poppers can make you uninhibited and submissive*. Anecdotally, it’s rare for popperbators to imagine themselves in dominant roles when masturbating on poppers. Even amongst the most alpha bators, it’s common to want to be degraded, on your knees, worshipping the cock of other men. That’s normal!
As you progress to more triggering porn, your skills and endurance will be tested. Only the strongest and most committed will make it to the finish line.
We’ll let you in on a little secret though – most popperbators don’t make it to the end of their training videos. It’s fun to trip up and face plant into a puddle of your own semen. In this way, failure is a kind of success!
*If you want to avoid this, consider becoming a coach, and instead encourage this mindset in the popperbators you train.
BateWorld: a popperbate community of bators and coaches
BateWorld is a supportive community for new sniffers, experienced popperbators and their coaches. We’ve always advocated for you to make informed decisions around how to make your penis play as pleasurable as you choose.
Importantly, there are many groups with discussions around popper use, finding popper trainer videos or linking up with a coach. You can connect with other popperbators online who can answer your popperbate questions or provide support.
In cam rooms, it is common to find popperbators testing their endurance or encouraging one another. Some groups are city-based too, allowing you to band together with a real-life coach or popperbator bro you can train with.
It’s your body. If pleasure includes poppers, we encourage you to keep the line between play and overuse. If poppers cause discomfort, remember that masturbating is just as fun and pleasurable without them.
