What Happened At The Master Bator Convention in Pittsburgh?
Five Things I Saw at the Master Bator Convention in Pittsburgh and Why I’ll Be Attending Next Year For a sexual activity that doesn’t require more than one person to accomplish, masturbators are social creatures….
The Top 10 Benefits of Masturbation You Need to Know
Eat, sleep, piss, shit, shower, brush your teeth, and exercise. One thing that is left out of most of our health education is a vitally important part of a man’s body: The regular maintenance of…
The Great BateWorld BateOff Season 3 Episode 5 Recap
Welcome to Camp Bonerific: Mirror Mirror on My Balls! Welcome back to The Great BateWorld BateOff! I’m MyB8Buddy, here to bring you all the latest penis-fueling news. Can you believe how amazing season three has…
The Great BateWorld BateOff Season 3 Episode 4 Recap
Welcome to Camp Bonerific: Apple-Penis Up My Pie! Play With Your Food Hey there, Bator brothers! Welcome back! MyB8Buddy here, ready to report the latest penis news. Can you believe we’re almost at the end…
The Great BateWorld BateOff!: Season 3 Episode 1 Recap
Welcome to Camp Bonerific: A summer stroll with a greasy pole! Hey Bator brothers, it’s MyB8Buddy, your penis blogging commentator. I’m super stoked to tell you all about how our bate buddies over at BateWorld…
Have You Ever Met One of Your BateWorld Buddies IRL?
Hey Bators! Frotologist here with another report from the Frotology Lab. A couple weeks ago, we posted a poll, “Have You Ever Met One of Your BateWorld Buddies IRL?” We were overwhelmed with how many…
The First Ever European Cock Summit
Cock Summit Reflections The Second Euro Cock Summit is coming up in July of 2024. As the interest is growing, I have found myself reflecting on last year’s amazing event, the first ever European Cock…
Ask The Batemaster: Caught Stroking
And now my roommate thinks I’m disgusting! QUESTION: My roomie didn’t knock on my door, and I was caught stroking to porn. “That’s disgusting!” he shouted and slammed the door. Now he hardly talks to…
The Erotic Illustrations of Laindidit: Artist Spotlight
At 37, I’m a Houston-based artist, graphic designer, and erotic illustrator, passionately filled with the fire of creation. Navigating my way out of the world of art school, I’ve blazed a unique path as a…
Ask The Batemaster: N95 Bate
QUESTION: I’m in my twenties, and I’m a horndog. I’d love to share the bate in person, but I have asthma and use an inhaler. I’m fully vaccinated, but can’t afford to get COVID, which…
Ask The Batemaster: Why Are Hook-up Apps Such A Challenge?
QUESTION: I’ve been using some hook-up apps to try to get bate buddies. I’ve met at least half a dozen in person, but they always want to go places I don’t want to go sexually….
Make Your Penis Your Valentine
Masturbation is best when we practice self-pleasure as self-love. Here is how you can spend Valentine’s Day with your penis. Make your own penis, your beloved Valentine! This does not mean you should not have…
