Masturbation Month: It’s All About The Conversation
Updated from May 13, 2022 Happy International Masturbation Month! May is Masturbation Month and it’s all about starting a conversation. Last week, I decided to do something a little daring: I downloaded one of…
My Goon Half Is A Different Animal
“The goon, such passion and desire that your penis gives off is extremely captivating and well renowned in every stroke.” Oh sorry, I was doing a goon chant there. One of the many small rituals…
Ask The Batemater: Masturbation, Vivid Dreams, and a Novel Series
Masturbation, Vivid Dreams, and a Novel Series QUESTION: In one blog, Bruce, you talked about reading and about characters in books that masturbate. Can you tell a little about the ones in your own books…
Ask The Batemaster: Masturbation In Literature
“What Gives About the Bate in Books?” QUESTION: Maybe I’m weird, but I still love to read fiction, more than I watch TV or films. But most guys in books don’t seem to masturbate, at…
Ask The Batemaster: The Bator Closet (An XXXmas Special)
“Is the Bator Closet So Different?” QUESTION: I told my family I’m gay, and they were okay with that. Said they love me anyway, no matter what. Great! But then I told them over Thanksgiving…
Ask The Batemaster: How To Avoid Body-Shaming
“It never helps to compare yourself with others, especially in the department of appearance […] This is an extremely common trap the ego falls into.” QUESTION: Sites like Facebook, gay men’s pages, and a lot…
Ask The Batemaster: Virginity And The Bate
“You’re a virgin who just masturbates” (Yes, that is a play on the famous line from Clueless by our beloved Brittany Murphy. RIP.) QUESTION: I know what really turns me on, so I know I’m…
Ask The Batemaster: Ejaculation Control
“I’m not sure we completely control anything, but we can develop greater skill at navigating our experience!” QUESTION: In the past, when I was with someone sexually, I got so excited it was hard not…
Ask The Batemaster: Am I Asexual?
“There is absolutely nothing wrong with being asexual, if that is truly what is going on with you.” QUESTION: Am I asexual? I only masturbate once every week or two, and sex is not…
Ask The Batemaster: Getting Seen In Nature
“We were off the trail, but this couple came by and saw us masturbating. Could we get in trouble for this?” QUESTION: My buddy and I are both in shape and we hike a lot….
Ask The Batemaster: Old-Time Bate Buds
“We do “fishing” weekends together at a rented cabin. If our families only knew, it could be a disaster, I guess! But is this strange? How strange is it?” QUESTION: In college, my dorm roomie…
Ask The Batemaster: What’s Wrong With Porn?
There is nothing morally wrong with porn, so long as no one is harmed by its production… QUESTION: Hey, Bate Master Bruce! Hail Penis! I’m totally addicted! I always bate to porn, but you sometimes…
