“My older brother […] is a big fan of yours and gives me detailed tips on “how to!” Is this okay, in your opinion?” QUESTION: I gotta say right off that nothing illegal happened and…
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Masturbation, Vivid Dreams, and a Novel Series QUESTION: In one blog, Bruce, you talked about reading and about characters in books that masturbate. Can you tell a little about the ones in your own books…
I’m desperate to get them taken down! QUESTION: I sent a guy some dick pix of myself on my phone, ones that also show my face. He promised not to share them. Now I’ve seen…
“What Gives About the Bate in Books?” QUESTION: Maybe I’m weird, but I still love to read fiction, more than I watch TV or films. But most guys in books don’t seem to masturbate, at…
Body image issues are an important topic and something I am particularly vocal about. Some readers may remember my article All Sizes Are Good Sizes: Celebrating Dick Diversity and Overcoming Societal Expectations. If you haven’t…
Updated article from 12.23.2020 As we approach another holiday a year later and yet another spike – stay healthy, get vaccinated, get boosted, and masturbate. Let’s all have the Fappiest of Holidays and an even…
Honor your erection as a Sacred Tree that helps to hold up the sky and returns the light to your life to you whenever you masturbate! *Featured image courtesy of Daily Mail QUESTION: I’ve sometimes…
A New Perspective On Mutual Masturbation Catherine from Whoreuro approached us with interest in writing a piece of her love of mutual masturbation with men. We want to make a full disclaimer, that although BateWorld…
“…You are well on your way to liberation from such guilt and shame simply by being aware of it.” QUESTION: My family is not religious or conservative. But I still feel some guilt or shame…
“That’s my fantasy! Doesn’t it sound hot?” QUESTION: I’ve got these two great bate buddies, and they both love doing it with me. But so far, they won’t do a 3-way with all 3 of…
Vaccination Masturbation QUESTION: I’m afraid of catching COVID, even though I’m fully vaccinated. Seems there’s a lot of unknowns. I want to go to an in-person bate weekend, but I’m not sure. Do you think…
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