There is nothing weird about what you say, that imagining a celebrity guy’s penis might be better than seeing the actual thing. QUESTION: Saw your blog about the penis-obsessed guy. Well, I always look closely…
Happy International Masturbation Month! May is Masturbation Month and it’s all about starting a conversation. Last week, I decided to do something a little daring: I downloaded one of those “May is Masturbation Month”…
“Can you learn Self-Suck? Is It a Form of the Bate?” QUESTION: What do you think about self-suck, AKA “auto-fellatio?” Of course, it seems most guys can’t do this, but now I see quite a…
New York, NY – April 26, 2022: BateWorld.com, the premier online masturbation community for gay, bisexual, and straight men, will celebrate May’s Masturbation Month with The Great BateWorld BateOff!, a reality-type show featuring six handsome…
When my friend “Danny” (see previous blog stories in my BateWorld profile, Doggyboner) had a birthday coming up recently, I offered to take him to a naked drum circle at a local family nudist resort…
Why are so many guys still afraid to be proud bators and let the world see? QUESTION: In my BateWorld profile I say: If you don’t show both your face and dick in photos, don’t…
They’re just always on my mind… QUESTION: I just think about penises and masturbation all the time! Almost every guy I see, good-looking or not, that’s what I really want. I mean, I want to…
We can [frot] for hours… This is almost like a religion to us. I think it’s spiritual! What do you think? QUESTION: My good friend from work and I love doing cock2cock frot best of…
Erotic, Mindful, and Out-of-Body Bate Without the Use of Drugs QUESTION: You have a video called “The Psychedelic Penis” on your site, and it’s great! Really trippy effects! I’ve also seen that legal research is…
“My older brother […] is a big fan of yours and gives me detailed tips on “how to!” Is this okay, in your opinion?” QUESTION: I gotta say right off that nothing illegal happened and…
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Masturbation, Vivid Dreams, and a Novel Series QUESTION: In one blog, Bruce, you talked about reading and about characters in books that masturbate. Can you tell a little about the ones in your own books…
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