Summer is heating up and so should your bate session. Our crackpot team of dick stroking experts have scoured the internet to find new male sex tools that you’ve gotta add to your goon cave.
Hello Cake Stim for Him Gel Lubricant
This is an external-use gel that delivers alternating warming and cooling sensations to increase arousal and sensitivity. It’s like going to the turkish baths and jumping from the jacuzzi to the ice bath but on your rock hard schlong. The Stim for Him gel is water based and toy compatible. And in case you were wondering, it is Vegan & Gluten Free.
Flintts Mouth Watering Mints
Flintts Mouth Watering Mints are innovative, quick-dissolving tablets designed to stimulate saliva production for the unlimited drooling gooner face. Infused with Spilanthes acmella—also known as the “buzz button”—these mints create a tingling, effervescent sensation, referred to as the “sparkle,” offering a unique sensory experience.
These sloppy, drooling mints are plant-based, vegan, sugar-free, and non-GMO components for the conscious bator.
Sloppy Goontastic Mouthguards
True gooners know that no goon space is complete without some spitty wet mouth guards to drool all over your cock and you beat that meat into oblivion. Stretch that mouth wide and get your grunts out like a pro cock jockey.
Buy them HERE.
The Gooner’s Handbook
Ready to level up your bate game? Embrace the primal pleasure of becoming a true gooner—someone who channels their deepest kinks, fantasies, and urges with uninhibited intensity and shameless joy.
From edging techniques and trigger words to porn rituals, chemical enhancers, male sex tools and toys, roleplay, and the addictive thrill of surrender, The Gooner’s Handbook is an unapologetic guide that will show you how to lose yourself—and find something extraordinary in the process.
Cockblock’s 2 New Frot Sleeves
Sneak away from the bbq with a buddy and dual frot with the Cockblock. It has two cushioned entries, but a shared internal tunnel, so your cocks rub together against the textured sleeves. This summer they’ve got two new sensational sleeves to add to your Cockblock.
- The Orbiter Sleeve will have your dicks bouncing their way towards orgasm.
- The Surfer Sleeve will have waves and waves of pleasure stimulating both your cocks. It’s a destination summer – hit the waves or blast into orbit with a bator bud!
Get yours HERE.
