From bate gear to bate ambiance, now is the perfect time to set up your bate cave for the long winter ahead. Whether its wipes to clean your cum stained headboard or to create a gooner mood with smart bulbs, we have something for you!
Smart LED Light Bulb
Set the goony vibes with some cool LED lights with multiple colors, styles, and motions.
Waterproof Mattress Protector
Jackin on the bed again? Avoid the sticky bro mess with a waterproof protector.
Gel Odor Eliminator
Definitely not meant for your armpits, but you get the idea. It’s for deodorizing that bate stink in your room.
Disinfecting Wipes
Keep that gear nice and clean. Also perfect for a quick wipe to all your electronics, desk, keyboard, etc. We know things get grimy.
2-Ply Flex-Sheets Paper Towels
Listen, we like being earth conscious, but sometimes you just need a heavy duty picker upper.
Men’s Knit Jogger Pants
Yes, it’s grey sweatpants season. Yes, we want to see bulge.
Men’s Cotton Crew Socks
Socks are horny. Period.
Men’s Woven Cotton Boxer Shorts
Easy access! And it’s important to give that penis some breathing room while clothed if you have to be.
Mens Cotton Briefs
You’re just a fly away from full access to the dong party.
