As gooning culture explodes as the internet’s most extreme celebration of solo pleasure, these creators stand as our true North Stars. Welcome to your hype list of hedonism, a round-up of the most hypnotic, dedicated, and unhinged talents in the goonosphere.
As proud BateWorld members, these five are close to our hearts here at BateWorld HQ, embodying our spirit of celebrating edging and gooning at its absolute peak.
DeanEros
Why do we love him? For his little sprinkle of bonkers dust!
DeanEros is the silly gooner himbo you cannot help but adore. Super sexy, with a wicked sense of humor and a bent lens on goon, he’s the full package!
If the best comedies are the ones where you ‘have a laugh, then have a cry,’ DeanEros gives new meaning to goon content as ‘have a laugh, then shoot your load.’ He sets out to make hot, stupid content that would make his mom frown and does it by creating ‘everyday’ characters who goon mindlessly.
We fell for Dean as a contestant in our BateWorld BateOff Season 3, where he entertained and turned us on with his ‘80s sitcom dad’. Check out Challenge #4 Play With Your Food, where he fucks a watermelon with such glee you’ll be heading to the fruit stall! 🍉💦
DISCOVER DEANEROS on ONLY FANS or here on BateWorld.
TheCockyPrince
Why do we love him? For giving colorful meaning to gooning!
Prince by name, and goon royalty for sure – you’d forgive TheCockyPrince for being a little diva, but in truth he couldn’t be further from it. The energy from TheCockyPrince just feels like he’s giving, giving, giving.
The cute-as-a-button gooner with vibrant dyed-hair, TheCockyPrince literally bates in a shimmer of rainbow light. He graced us in BateOff Season 2, showering us in hot, psychedelic, almost hallucinatory content. Check out his Mirror Bate video for a true trippy journey to goonsville.
His hot, and artful content feels like an extension of his heart. He loves to be bate fuel and loves to be porn. He writes, ‘I guess you could say it’s my way of spreading love and pleasure… from my penis to yours.” That’s sexy!
DISCOVER THECOCKYPRINCE on ONLY FANS or JFF or here on BateWorld.
GayGoonRyan
Why do we love him? For his wild verbal edging slang.
The tattooed, bearded, blissed out gooner with the dirty mouth, GayGoonRyan just loves to go dum dum on his weiner and babble his trigger words – penis, dong, peepee, cock – as if they’re the only words he knows!
GayGoonRyan is a self-declared penis obsessive who loves “chronically masturbating my boy parts.” When his brain goes to mush, his language disintegrates, saying words like ‘spermies’ ‘peener’ ‘boing boing’ and ‘pumpies.’
We also love a gooner with a look! GayGoonRyan regularly fronts up in a grey tank and tighty-whities, which we eagerly wait to see spattered in his goon drool or penis ejaculation. Usually both!
DISCOVER GAYGOONRYAN on JFF or here on BateWorld.
ColbyJaxxx
Why do we love him? He takes gooning to hot, new heights.
The face which launched a thousand gooners, ColbyJaxxx sets the bar for penis enthusiasm. With his bandana and chucks, he wears a college jock aesthetic, and this dreamy heartthrob is the James Dean of goon.
And his legs in the air, hole exposed, signature move? A classic that will never go out of style. When this ripped jock pumps himself balls deep in his plastic happy place, we go crazy.
After winning BateOff Season 2, Colby even topped that as host of Season 4, where his goon-proud intros to each episode are masterpieces in themselves. Don’t miss Episode 3: Kiss From A Rose, which opens with Colby splattering his own face with cum.
Colby produces so much content we wonder does the lad ever stop masturbating? Even at the time of writing, he’s making limited-edition, handcrafted DVDs from his apartment. Respect.
DISCOVER COLBYJAXXX on ONLY FANS or JFF or here on BateWorld.
MexicanGooner
Why do we love him? He is the goon artist whose body is his canvas.
The moustache and the drool, that spread and the stiffness… we can’t get enough of the seriously sexy, MexicanGooner.
Our much-loved runner-up of BateOff Season 2, he exemplifies that old gooner maxim “It takes a smart man to get so dumb.” He could literally give lectures on the art of gooning and we’d be riveted.
If you’ve ever been lucky enough to pop into a zoom group or online cam room with him, you know you were in the presence of goon greatness. For a glimpse of it, tune into his BateOff Challenge #5 Virtual Buddy Bate.
A master of technique, to see MexicanGooner edge his penis is like watching a pro at work. He is known and loved as one of the best gooners the world’s ever seen.
DISCOVER MEXICANGOONER on ONLY FANS or JFF or here on BateWorld.
Did we miss your favorite goon porn creator? If so, shout them out in the comments below and show some love.
