A Spring Letter from the COO of BateWorld

Hey BateWorld, 

Happy Spring! I’m a few weeks late, but we’re still in the throes of fresh flowers and green stuff blooming where I call home. I’m always excited for warmer weather because it means keeping the windows open and wearing cockrings and ball stretchers the whole day through, instead of just for play. 

This Spring, something we’re thinking about a lot at BateWorld is the forced ubiquity of Generative AI and LLMs within our favorite systems and devices. As with Gemini or Meta AI, there is often no meaningful opt-out or easy removal, and even asking for help to steer clear of them sometimes results in a Twilight Zone-esq “but why would you want to remove them?” response. If you’re unsure if it’s ok, you’re right to be suspicious about all of this. Especially the parts where you can’t say no. There is no ethical use case for generative AI or LLMs. 

I said in my previous letter:

[BateWorld] won’t use your uploads to train AI models, and we won’t prioritize AI technology over real tools to protect you and your information. And we’d rather show you real guys on BlueSky, Instagram, and X. We believe you should be able to demand that from any site or system you join.

And we plan to stick with this. 

But that won’t stop this alarming new trend any time soon. As you may have heard, last week DuoLingo’s CEO declared that the language owl would heretofore be an “AI First” business:

Duolingo will “gradually stop using contractors to do work that AI can handle,” according to an all-hands email sent by cofounder and CEO Luis von Ahn announcing that the company will be “AI-first.”

At BateWorld, authenticity will always trump the flash in the pan. Our very mission to normalize and celebrate masturbation as a joyful expression of human sexuality relies on our shared humanness to work. I believe there is no circumstance where we can pull out the human elements of our community like Jenga blocks and end up with a space or group anyone would want to be a part of. And if the DuoLingo Reddit, and AppStore reviews are to be believed, lots of you feel similarly. 

One of the core reasons BateWorld is the positive and uplifting space that it is, has to do with where it came from and how it’s cared for. We are a small team of people who fell in love with what this community was before we were tasked with helping it grow and sustain. We believe in the mission of our product, and see the evidence that it’s working in things like 2025’s BateOff competition.  Without this team, whoever had my chair would probably be promising full AI integration while offloading/selling your media and data to training models. Some sites are already baking in AI facial recognition for bators, whether you want it or not. 

When it comes to AI, as long as I am in my role, BateWorld’s team will remain in theirs. There will be no “AI First” announcements, no replacing of real people with automation, and you and every bator will be able to get help from a human when you need it. No chatbot required. BateWorld will remain a Human First enterprise. 

I can’t see into the future about what might be required once the Supreme Court makes their decision this year. But a great way to ensure you’ll always have unrestricted access to BateWorld is by verifying your account now. You’ll only need to do it once for the life of the account (and you get 30 days of premium for being a good sport about it). BateWorld won’t store your data, or process any of your information. We get an anonymized token from our verification partner that says you’re good to go for as long as you want to go. 

I love your penis bro. 

-t