May Has Cum, So Should You! (2021 Edition)
Updated article from 5.6.2020 It’s that time again and more than ever we need a good celebration! We hope you’re all staying healthy, and of course, masturbating! We’re excited to not only have Hot Octopuss…
Ask The Batemaster: Holiday Surprise
QUESTION: I’ve been widowed for many years, and now I have family in my home for the holidays. I was up to pee one night and happened to notice my college-age grandson with his door…
May Has Cum, So Should You! (And Why It Matters)
Happy International MAYsturbation Month! April showers bring May flowers and also engorged penis’ celebrating International Maysturbation Month, an entire month dedicated to all that we’re about: Masturbation. You know, that mechanical arm gesture simulating self-pleasure,…
