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Why You Should Use Coconut Oil

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There are countless lubes out there — and, of course, the…

Masturbation Affirmation: Overcoming Shame

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In another revealing post M.B. Timothy (Saboteur on Bateworld)…
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Ask The Batemaster: Convincing Other Men To Experience Semen Retention

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Guys get conditioned in their teens to believe orgasm and ejaculation…
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BateWorld on BuzzFeed

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Recently Bateworld was cited in an article on BuzzFeed titled…
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Ask The Batemaster: Am I Evil?

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*SPOILER ALERT—Anyone who might be seriously offended by a…
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Ask The Batemaster: I Have Orgasms, But I Don't Ejaculate

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QUESTION: After prostate surgery, I’m lucky. I don’t ejaculate,…
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Ask The Batemaster: Bating With A Married Guy

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At this big company where I work, there’s this handsome guy with a little dark beard, who I don’t really know. For the third time, I’m in the restroom and at the urinal he “shows hard,” so we go in a stall and jack each other to incredible orgasms. Now I’ve snooped a little and found out he’s married, with one little kid and another on the way. Is it wrong to do it again, now that I know about his family?
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The Gooner Files

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Gooning the Gooner

Okay, so we're masturbating and we’re inside/outside of ourselves. We’re so far "gone" in the state of masturbation that we are able to experience ourselves having this blissful experience. Your pleasure is heightened to the point that you yourself are the pleasure.
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Ask The Batemaster: Roommates

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We jack together often, do mutual, even some frotting cock2cock, and kissing. But he won’t suck, says that’s too gay. What do I do?
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Ask The Batemaster: Socks & Other Fetishes

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There is nothing wrong with what turns you on. This one probably qualifies as a sexual fetish. Such a fetish is usually a situation, a prop, a costume, an image, or any particular practice, even a role-playing fantasy, that heightens your arousal.
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Ask The Batemaster: Cock And Spirituality

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Spiritual? Like worshipping cock?

QUESTION: Bruce—I’ve looked at your site, which is great, and you seem to talk about masturbation being spiritual. How can this be, when religions and lots of people condemn it? Of course, I like it personally, that’s why I’m here. But spiritual? I don’t get that unless it’s, like, worshiping cock?
 
RESPONSE: Most definitely the pleasure your penis provides you with alters your consciousness, takes you into an exalted state, and can take you into a realm beyond words that some guys call gooning or monkey-bate babble. With all due respect to those who take religions seriously, those last experiences I mentioned remind me of “speaking in tongues,” or “glossolalia.” How can anything be more spiritual than these states where you go out of your mind in ecstasy, and enter the void of total oblivion? Each time you come back, is like a rebirth, right? Of course, you don’t need to agree with any of this.