I like to think that I host a great bate date. Why do I think so, you wonder? Well thanks for asking, bator! I think so because I just turned an age that starts with…
“I Guess This Is Really Good!” QUESTION: My cock is extremely sensitive, the whole thing. Yeah, the head is especially, but that spot on the underside of the head is unbelievable, almost intolerable! When I’m…
“Many men are curious to attend their local jackoff clubs but can’t get past the nerves. So I thought I’d share some tips…” Just before the pandemic, I was having an excellent Sunday morning—naked in…
“…I’m afraid they’ll think I’m small. What can I do about this?” QUESTION: My penis seems really small to me compared with lots of guys I see online, including yours, Master Bruce. Fully as hard…
“I love to kiss guys while we bate together, but I also like sex with women sometimes…..what is this?” QUESTION: I love to kiss guys while we bate together, and while we bate each other’s…
“They say it’s not real sex, that it’s only for losers…” QUESTION: My buddies at work and in the hood, all act weird because I’m pretty open and proud about how much I love the…
Welcome to the United ‘Bates of America! It’s Masturbation Month and what better way to celebrate than with some celebrity men masturbating? Did you know that some of your favorite celebrities have actually masturbated on…
“…just seeing a penis, still always thrills me to my core!” QUESTION: I am pretty much single-minded! My earliest memory is of how penises rocked my world, even then! Ever since, I’ve had a major…
“Penises of the Rich and Famous!” QUESTION: I masturbate to naked photos of male celebrities, and of course not all of them are real photos, and it takes some searching. But this turns me on…
What is this Ageism thing, anyway? QUESTION: I’ve got an older friend who I love to masturbate with. I’m 33 and he’s almost 70, but I love his mind, his experience, his good heart. Plus,…
Explain morning wood, please! Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on raging boner in the sheets? You might know of it as “morning wood” and The Batemaster is here to explain…
I can hardly squeeze out a drop! How can I make more? QUESTION: Some of my online bate buds (these days they are all online!) make loads of precum, like it pours out! I can…