And now my roommate thinks I’m disgusting! QUESTION: My roomie didn’t knock on my door, and I was caught stroking to porn. “That’s disgusting!” he shouted and slammed the door. Now he hardly talks to…
QUESTION: I’m in my twenties, and I’m a horndog. I’d love to share the bate in person, but I have asthma and use an inhaler. I’m fully vaccinated, but can’t afford to get COVID, which…
QUESTION: I’ve been using some hook-up apps to try to get bate buddies. I’ve met at least half a dozen in person, but they always want to go places I don’t want to go sexually….
QUESTION: My best friend since grade school, now in a different college, has a page on an amateur porn site. I just happened to find it, which was a shock! Strange to see him jack…
Are You Self-Aware of Your Bator Evolution? You might think growing anything more than an erection from your bate sounds weird, wild, or…”What?” or “WTF?” But what happens if you tap into your self-awareness of…
“Men appreciating the bodies and penises of other men doubtless goes back countless millennia. That’s an honorable source of batefuel for your imagination.” QUESTION: I bate alone almost every day, and I like to…
QUESTION: I visited my folks last year for the holidays. After midnight, with everyone else in bed, I masturbated by the Batemas tree in the rainbow-colored lights. This year, I want to do it again….
QUESTION: I love a good urinal bate in a public restroom. Most times I’m alone the whole time, or I’m ignored and not looking for more than what I do. Not even looking to masturbate…
QUESTION: I’ve heard about dopamine and this other “feel good” stuff in the brain, which increases while I masturbate. I do use some porn and sometimes bate online with guys. But whenever I come, pretty…
Nut Busting Cyber Bate Monday Deals have arrived! Your penis deserves it. And hey, shop in the comfort of your own bate chair at home with your boner out! #CyberBateMonday …
What’s with all the semen retention talk? I like to ejaculate! QUESTION: Sometimes I get the impression that you try to discourage ejaculation (AKA practice semen retention). Yes, I’ve seen that you say it…
We’re flippin’ No Nut November on it’s head; YES Nut November is more like it. History of No Nut November This (Yes Nut November) month, you may have noticed some online posts and…
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