QUESTION: I visited my folks last year for the holidays. After midnight, with everyone else in bed, I masturbated by the Batemas tree in the rainbow-colored lights. This year, I want to do it again….
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Honor your erection as a Sacred Tree that helps to hold up the sky and returns the light to your life to you whenever you masturbate! *Featured image courtesy of Daily Mail QUESTION: I’ve sometimes…
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