“We do “fishing” weekends together at a rented cabin. If our families only knew, it could be a disaster, I guess! But is this strange? How strange is it?” QUESTION: In college, my dorm roomie…
“Your mate’s erectile dysfunction may be the least of his problems. But that in itself ought to be enough to motivate him to seek professional help.” QUESTION: I’ve got a mate who has gotten strung…
“…just seeing a penis, still always thrills me to my core!” QUESTION: I am pretty much single-minded! My earliest memory is of how penises rocked my world, even then! Ever since, I’ve had a major…
Updated article from 5.6.2020 It’s that time again and more than ever we need a good celebration! We hope you’re all staying healthy, and of course, masturbating! We’re excited to not only have Hot Octopuss…
“Penises of the Rich and Famous!” QUESTION: I masturbate to naked photos of male celebrities, and of course not all of them are real photos, and it takes some searching. But this turns me on…
What is this Ageism thing, anyway? QUESTION: I’ve got an older friend who I love to masturbate with. I’m 33 and he’s almost 70, but I love his mind, his experience, his good heart. Plus,…
Explain morning wood, please! Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on raging boner in the sheets? You might know of it as “morning wood” and The Batemaster is here to explain…
I can hardly squeeze out a drop! How can I make more? QUESTION: Some of my online bate buds (these days they are all online!) make loads of precum, like it pours out! I can…
The “Expressway Y” leads to bate bliss triple A+! QUESTION: This thing you call “Expressway Y”—love it, man! It’s bate bliss triple A+++! And I’m not afraid of big words, so can you explain about…
It’s been over a year since I ejaculated… QUESTION: I’m 31 now, and a few years back, under your influence I got into edging and what you call semen retention. I used to think I…
A Priest on the Edge! QUESTION: Hi, Bruce! I am a Roman Catholic priest and I love my religion! Except, since my teens I’ve loved to masturbate, which I feel brings me closer to God….
Somehow totally naked guys aren’t quite so exciting to me! Is this weird? What do you think about this? QUESTION: I’m wondering about myself. I am most turned on by seeing guys partly dressed and…
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