QUESTION: I’ve recently finished reading “The Secret of the Golden Phallus,” and it changed my life. Now, I feel fully empowered to make my penis the center of my life, and to shamelessly enjoy its…
QUESTION: I am a physician, an M.D. in my 30s who has long been a fan of your teachings. I work in an Emergency Room, which is very stressful and the hours long. I’m single,…
QUESTION: I’ve been widowed for many years, and now I have family in my home for the holidays. I was up to pee one night and happened to notice my college-age grandson with his door…
“It’s nice to think that age doesn’t matter in the supportive realm of Phallic Brotherhood…” QUESTION: Cute young guys get a lot of attention for their looks, but they often lack finesse and style. As…
“Just as important, or maybe more so, is the other side of the issue: the possible benefits of semen retention…” QUESTION: You sometimes seem to advocate what you call “semen retention,” which you say may…
What you describe is certainly one good reason for universal legalization of Cannabis! QUESTION: When I tell my best buddies that I’ll fire up some of my best bud in my bong if they’ll bate…
“It’s harmless if you are not so obsessed that it prevents you from enjoying other things.” QUESTION: I don’t really want to bate with my older brother, even though he’s hot! I know it would…
“You can turn this [penis pleasure] into a mental focus to explore ever-higher plateaus of pleasure…” QUESTION: Sometimes, Bruce, you say that the more noise you make during the bate the more pleasure you feel….
“You’re fortunate if your wife truly accepts your need for some private time to masturbate online.” QUESTION: I’m a young father of 3 kids under age 7. My wife and I still have sex (when…
Hopefully someday employers may actually encourage men in offices and other kinds of workplaces to take a masturbation break now and then. QUESTION: At work, the only way I can keep my focus on anything…
Docking is a wonderful way for intact men to share at least some of the glory of having a foreskin… QUESTION: My boyfriend is circumcised, with a beautiful penis. I have quite a long loose…
You deserve to enjoy as much erotic pleasure as you can provide yourself. QUESTION: We’ve been together 5 mostly wonderful years, my partner and I. Had sex a lot the first couple years, now hardly…
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