Ask The Batemaster: The Public Pool Changing Room
“Men appreciating the bodies and penises of other men doubtless goes back countless millennia. That’s an honorable source of batefuel for your imagination.” QUESTION: I bate alone almost every day, and I like to…
Ask The Batemaster: Antidepressants Are Affecting My Boner
QUESTION: I’m just 27, and not long ago, my doctor put me on antidepressants. I’m still not all that happy, and part of it is that I’ve always loved to bate. Now, suddenly, my sex…
Ask The Batemaster: Morning Wood Dilemma
QUESTION: I’m in a bit of a dilemma. My partner is a light sleeper. He sleeps late and I wake early. When I stroke my morning wood in our bed as quietly as possible, it…
Ask The Batemaster: My Erection Isn’t Very Erect
QUESTION: I’m healthy, in my 50s, and a mindful masturbator, so I don’t use porn a lot. But sometimes my erection doesn’t get very hard, even on cam with a hot bate bud. Not too…
A Penis By Any Other Name…
…Would Feel As Good Bating Cock. Boner. Package. Schlong. Pecker. Tallywacker. Peter. Sausage. Pork Sword. Johnson. Disco Stick. Hog. Wang. Knob. Dong. Skin flute. The Bishop. Junior. Our manhood goes by many names. You can…
Ask The Batemaster: Morning Wood Explained
Explain morning wood, please! Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on raging boner in the sheets? You might know of it as “morning wood” and The Batemaster is here to explain…
Ask The Batemaster: Bromance Troubles
My “straight” bud and I have a kind of real bromance going, and do an awful lot of stuff together, but… QUESTION: My “straight” bud and I have a kind of real bromance going,…
Ask The Batemaster: Masturbating With Lube Vs. Going Dry
Generally, as a rule of thumb (+ other thumb, all fingers, and both rosy palms!), the more lube the better. QUESTION: I used to love Albolene for jerking off, but you converted me to coconut…
All Sizes Are Good Sizes: Celebrating Dick Diversity and Overcoming Societal Expectations
Embrace your size and feel good about it. Don’t measure your penis in length and girth. Measure it in self-love and self-pleasure. That’s the perfect size. Despite some progress in recent years, body image issues…
Ask The Batemaster: Full Erection Isn’t Necessary?
A full erection is not necessary for the full enjoyment of masturbation QUESTION: You say a full erection isn’t necessary all the time while you masturbate. But it sure feels incredibly great! Plus, it looks…
Ask The Batemaster: Did I Cause My Penis Curve
The curvature of a penis is usually a matter of genetics for the most part… QUESTION: Guys tell me my cock is a beauty—thick shaft, nice big head. Only it’s got a pretty radical curve…
