Ask The Batemaster: Bators Are Winners
QUESTION: Growing up, I always heard that jerking-off was the same as wasting time. Masturbators were losers. Now, I know better. Bators are winners and I love it, but that shadow of doubt is still…
When Did You Discover You Were A Bator?
We here at The Bator Blog posted a poll on BateWorld asking “When did you discover you were a bator?” The responses poured in and we were amazed at how many of you wrote contemplatively…
Ask The Batemaster: Nipple Play
“We like to take turns, each of us doing both nips for the other guy, while he rubs our erections together.” QUESTION: My friend and I often masturbate face-to-face on his couch. We like…
Ejaculating Mistruths One Fap At A Time
Masturbation is a good thing and it’s healthy to boot. “No Nut November” and NoFap is totally harmful BS! We pride ourselves on ejaculating mistruths one fap at a time, so does AskMen. In a…
How To Find A Bate Buddy And Make A Connection
Navigating BateWorld and making those bate connections (on or off the site) The number one question I continue to hear from guys is “how do I find a bate buddy?”. If that’s you, then this…
Ask The Batemaster: Show Me Your Orgasm Face
I need that O face QUESTION: The most amazing thing in the world to me is to see a man’s face while he’s getting close, and to watch his orgasm face AKA O face. Even…
Ask The Batemaster: Knuckle In The Hole
One knuckle deep is the start, two is amazing, three is Heaven on Earth! QUESTION: With my bate bud, after we get really turned on for a while, one of us sticks his lubed…
Fuck Water Lubricant Review
Hey pal, pass the Fuck Water, will ya? It’s true when they say that all lubes are not created equal, and so Fuck Water lubricant may be just another lube brand on the market, the…
The Great BateWorld BateOff!: Season Two Episode Seven
Hands-Free Orgasm Hey, Bators! MyB8Buddy is here recapping all things The Great Bate World BateOff! If you missed the previous week, our ‘Bate Tributes’ had the assignment to “Cum in a glass.” That episode can…
Fleshy Pro: Sex Toy Review
If you’re looking for a chill, smooth ride then this is for you As a sex toy consumer, I like to spend my hard earned money on a sex toy that’ll look great, do some…
Ask The Batemaster: Birdwatching Bator
“What better way to pass the time, when you are waiting for something you don’t have total control of?” QUESTION: I love birdwatching, so I can be outdoors a lot in wild or semi-wild places….
The Great BateWorld BateOff!: Season Two Episode Six Recap
Cum In A Glass Hey, Bators! MyB8Buddy is here recapping all things The Great BateWorld BateOff! If you missed the previous week, our ‘Bate Tributes’ had the assignment of finding a “Virtual Buddy Bate.” That…
