Make Your Penis Your Valentine!
 | Bruce P. Grether |
| Posted on: | February 11, 2022 |
| Categorized: | Featured Articles |
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Here is how you can spend Valentine’s Day with your penis.
Make your own penis your Beloved Valentine! This does not mean you should not have other, possibly human Valentines, or even pets for that matter, that you especially adore. However, it is always worth giving your dearest penis special attention! Give yourself some special masturbation sessions!
The precise origins of Valentine’s Day, and how it became associated with romantic love, are rather murky. There were apparently two early Christian saints named Valentine. One Saint Valentine was martyred on February 14th 296 Current Era, and in 496 CE, that was proclaimed the “Feast of Saint Valentine.” Only in the 14th and 15th Centuries, the time of Troubadours and Courtly Love, did the Feast become associated with romantic love. One reason is that it happens in springtime, when actual love birds tend to be nesting and laying their eggs.
In the last few centuries, the familiar stylized red heart, the Roman Love God Cupid with his bow and arrow, and the custom of sending cards and flowers became prevalent. Cupid was the later Roman equivalent of Eros, the Greek god of carnal love. He famously shoots unaware people through the heart with his arrows of “Amour”, and they fall in love with the next person they see.
The original Eros was far stranger, one of the first three deities along with Gaia (Earth) and Tartarus (the Underworld). This primordial Eros had four legs, four arms and two heads. When it was later split in two, this set up the force of erotic attraction that forever makes us seek our wholeness in merging back with another “half.” Think of this Eros as a “Complete One” when merged together, like you and your penis. Touch your penis and nothing is missing, right? Everything else in love is just frosting or special benefits!
The arrow is also a fine phallic symbol. So, if Eros darts you with carnal desire, don’t hesitate to reach for your penis. Give your erection plenty of quality time and attention! Virtually every man on Planet Earth, whether he is married, partnered, promiscuously sexual, or single, loves to masturbate. However, many men have yet to develop very high-level skills in the Fine Art of self-pleasure. It requires some training and practice! This is why the latest series of Bator Training videos in BateWorld, with the overarching theme of mindfulness, is so important!!!
While some in the past have suggested this classic Valentine Heart—which is now also a common emoji for “more than Like” in chat—is an image of female genitals, I make a counterclaim that it is actually the head of a penis.
The symbolic heart serves as a great image for the head of your actual penis!
Let’s reclaim this common “red heart” motif for what it truly is! See the twin rounded curves at the top, and the overall rounded fruity shape? Just hold your own penis upright parallel with your torso and look down at it from directly above the end. See those two curved parts of the underside of the head and the rounded shape of the coronal ridge? The symbolic heart serves as a great image for the head of your actual penis!
Make sure your penis knows how much you love it; make it your primary Valentine this year, even if you also have other intense loves!!!
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Here is how you can spend Valentine’s Day with your penis.
Make your own penis your Beloved Valentine! This does not mean you should not have other, possibly human Valentines, or even pets for that matter, that you especially adore. However, it is always worth giving your dearest penis special attention! Give yourself some special masturbation sessions!
The precise origins of Valentine’s Day, and how it became associated with romantic love, are rather murky. There were apparently two early Christian saints named Valentine. One Saint Valentine was martyred on February 14th 296 Current Era, and in 496 CE, that was proclaimed the “Feast of Saint Valentine.” Only in the 14th and 15th Centuries, the time of Troubadours and Courtly Love, did the Feast become associated with romantic love. One reason is that it happens in springtime, when actual love birds tend to be nesting and laying their eggs.
In the last few centuries, the familiar stylized red heart, the Roman Love God Cupid with his bow and arrow, and the custom of sending cards and flowers became prevalent. Cupid was the later Roman equivalent of Eros, the Greek god of carnal love. He famously shoots unaware people through the heart with his arrows of “Amour”, and they fall in love with the next person they see.
The original Eros was far stranger, one of the first three deities along with Gaia (Earth) and Tartarus (the Underworld). This primordial Eros had four legs, four arms and two heads. When it was later split in two, this set up the force of erotic attraction that forever makes us seek our wholeness in merging back with another “half.” Think of this Eros as a “Complete One” when merged together, like you and your penis. Touch your penis and nothing is missing, right? Everything else in love is just frosting or special benefits!
The arrow is also a fine phallic symbol. So, if Eros darts you with carnal desire, don’t hesitate to reach for your penis. Give your erection plenty of quality time and attention! Virtually every man on Planet Earth, whether he is married, partnered, promiscuously sexual, or single, loves to masturbate. However, many men have yet to develop very high-level skills in the Fine Art of self-pleasure. It requires some training and practice! This is why the latest series of Bator Training videos in BateWorld, with the overarching theme of mindfulness, is so important!!!
While some in the past have suggested this classic Valentine Heart—which is now also a common emoji for “more than Like” in chat—is an image of female genitals, I make a counterclaim that it is actually the head of a penis.
The symbolic heart serves as a great image for the head of your actual penis!
Let’s reclaim this common “red heart” motif for what it truly is! See the twin rounded curves at the top, and the overall rounded fruity shape? Just hold your own penis upright parallel with your torso and look down at it from directly above the end. See those two curved parts of the underside of the head and the rounded shape of the coronal ridge? The symbolic heart serves as a great image for the head of your actual penis!
Make sure your penis knows how much you love it; make it your primary Valentine this year, even if you also have other intense loves!!!
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I love this! The reality is that I have been solo (sometimes by choice sometimes not) for the majority of my adult V-Day’s. I have just never celebrated the day consciously in the manner Bruce describes. As a proud and dedicated mindful masturbator, I believe learning to truly honor our penises to mark special occasions is something worth embracing.