A Penis By Any Other Name…
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| Posted on: | February 16, 2022 |
| Categorized: | Featured Articles |
…Would Feel As Good Bating
Cock. Boner. Package. Schlong. Pecker. Tallywacker. Peter. Sausage. Pork Sword. Johnson. Disco Stick. Hog. Wang. Knob. Dong. Skin flute. The Bishop. Junior.
Our manhood goes by many names. You can probably think of another 10+ words or idioms to add to the list above. It’s impressive, almost a compliment really, that our members have garnered such a plethora of aliases. Add in the personal names we give our buddies (Thor, Captain Awesome, Stevie & the Twins) and the tally is endless.
So why the long vocab list for our dicks? There are a few different reasons.
Throughout history, some words or actions were too taboo or shameful to be spoken out loud. Cultures across the globe created euphemisms to sanitize language and save themselves from speaking or hearing certain terms, penis being one of many. As a consequence of euphemism creep, where slang terms often get overused or take on vulgar connotations, new euphemisms are created to replace the now salacious jargon.
Cultures also create vernaculars from everyday life. For example, “tally” was a term once used for a long rope Shepards handled to wrangle and count sheep. If the sheep slowed down the Shepard would whack them with the end of the tally. Thus was born the tallywhacker or tallywacker (a personal favorite). Now, who among us hasn’t whacked their tally against something or someone.
Another reason our weiner register continues to grow is “penis,” being the clinical term for male genitalia, can be too sterile for some, especially in intimate situations. Whispering “touch my erect penis” may not be as titillating as “grab my hard prick” or “I love my drooling tool.”
What gets you hard and which words do you use?
To quote Mr. Shakespeare:
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
That which we call a one-eyed trouser snake by any other name would feel as good bating. Sure, not as prolific as ol’ Willie, but still, when your dick is in your hand it simply feels nice no matter what you call him.
Look up your favorite word or phrase for penis and study its etymology. You’re bound to find an interesting story or at the very least a fun image search. Share what you find. I’ll give you a hand, penis is derived from the Latin word for tail, again not overtly sexy, but something to grab on to.
So, what is your favorite name and expression for your spam javelin?
Written by BateWorld member ILoveMyTallywacker
Follow him on Twitter @ITallywacker
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…Would Feel As Good Bating
Cock. Boner. Package. Schlong. Pecker. Tallywacker. Peter. Sausage. Pork Sword. Johnson. Disco Stick. Hog. Wang. Knob. Dong. Skin flute. The Bishop. Junior.
Our manhood goes by many names. You can probably think of another 10+ words or idioms to add to the list above. It’s impressive, almost a compliment really, that our members have garnered such a plethora of aliases. Add in the personal names we give our buddies (Thor, Captain Awesome, Stevie & the Twins) and the tally is endless.
So why the long vocab list for our dicks? There are a few different reasons.
Throughout history, some words or actions were too taboo or shameful to be spoken out loud. Cultures across the globe created euphemisms to sanitize language and save themselves from speaking or hearing certain terms, penis being one of many. As a consequence of euphemism creep, where slang terms often get overused or take on vulgar connotations, new euphemisms are created to replace the now salacious jargon.
Cultures also create vernaculars from everyday life. For example, “tally” was a term once used for a long rope Shepards handled to wrangle and count sheep. If the sheep slowed down the Shepard would whack them with the end of the tally. Thus was born the tallywhacker or tallywacker (a personal favorite). Now, who among us hasn’t whacked their tally against something or someone.
Another reason our weiner register continues to grow is “penis,” being the clinical term for male genitalia, can be too sterile for some, especially in intimate situations. Whispering “touch my erect penis” may not be as titillating as “grab my hard prick” or “I love my drooling tool.”
What gets you hard and which words do you use?
To quote Mr. Shakespeare:
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
That which we call a one-eyed trouser snake by any other name would feel as good bating. Sure, not as prolific as ol’ Willie, but still, when your dick is in your hand it simply feels nice no matter what you call him.
Look up your favorite word or phrase for penis and study its etymology. You’re bound to find an interesting story or at the very least a fun image search. Share what you find. I’ll give you a hand, penis is derived from the Latin word for tail, again not overtly sexy, but something to grab on to.
So, what is your favorite name and expression for your spam javelin?
Written by BateWorld member ILoveMyTallywacker
Follow him on Twitter @ITallywacker
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