Hot Octopuss: JETT “Guybrator” Review

Prepare to be launched into a vibrating, no-hands orgasm like you’ve never had before. The JETT by Hot Octopuss is a literal “jett” pack for your penis!

Different from all other vibrating toys intended for your penis, this bad boy stands out from products like the Handy sex toy because of its unique design and personalized frequencies. Referred to as the “Guybrator” which, let me just say, I love this term – it sounds sexy and male specific as a toy for your “guy” part (okay, I don’t really like guy part, but you get what I’m saying.) Most cock toys are made to simulate penetration, where as the JETT is a completely new experience.

THE BITS & PARTS

Inside this very attractive, sleek, and metallic packaging (which I love!) you’ll find the following:

• 1 Silicone Cock and Bullet sleeve
• 2 Vibrating Bullets – one for Treble the other for Bass
• Hand control unit

First impression – it’s sleek! Very easy to assemble – just make sure you have 4 x AA batteries on hand. You simply slide each bullet into the sleeve and slide your penis through the cockring opening which is meant to be placed directly behind the head, right against the frenulum. With two small wires extending from the bullets, these get plugged into the control unit to control the treble and the bass. Because of the batteries and wires, don’t plan on taking this into the shower, it’s not waterproof.

Both treble and bass have 6 speeds which are controlled by the +/- sign. There is a smaller button which turns the unit on and off when held for two seconds. Each bullet can also be turned on/off separately by holding down the +/- sign for two seconds. Of course you’ll want to use both bass and treble, but if you just want one you have the option. I personally just wanted all bass. Maybe they’ll come out with one with two bass bullets! 

This power button also controls the variety of frequency waves which is the most exciting part of the JETT. I noticed the insert with pictures that comes in the packaging shows what it appears to be only five frequencies, however, I discovered there are actually ten. Ten mind-blowing frequencies to choose from, so definitely not complaining, was just curious to find it does more than what it seems to list. They’re all great for their own purposes, but my favorites are the more continuous vibrating settings and less of the slow pulsing. It does indeed edge your cock so to turn on more of a slower pulse you can ride the edge for longer.

WHERE THE JETT TOOK ME

It rocket launched me into a very prolonged orgasmic bliss I’ve never felt before. Most definitely for all you frenulum bators and no-hand ejaculators. Absolutely worth trying.

It was early morning, still in bed. The JETT was sitting right there on the bedside table, staring at me in all of its pleasurable glory. So, I thought, “Okay, I see you…let’s do this!” I grabbed some lube to slide into it easier. Once I got my penis inside the sleeve there was no hesitation turning it on. It caught me by surprise because I honestly didn’t know what to expect at first and here I was, jaw dropped and already leaking.  I was instantly dripping!

It turns on with the first setting which is a continuous vibration and both treble and bass are set to their lowest frequency. Honestly, my favorite setting of them all. That and I think it’s the seventh or eighth wave setting which has two quick pulses followed by a long, steady vibration, totally worked my penis in the best of ways. 

I love that it offers so many options. However, I do wish instead of flipping through these frequencies with the button, that you could actually control them with a knob like a DJ working a mixer.  I think it would give more of a steady experience and even more personalized, but hey, I am most certainly not complaining. 

So here I am leaky already trying out every combination of treble and bass possible. The bass bullet totally supplies the deep rumbling vibration where the treble hits the higher notes working your penis to a full crescendo. After multiple combinations I found the one I liked the most, which I mentioned above. 

I immediately let the JETT work its magic on this one setting. I found the sleeve to be a good fit and 

comfortable in its silicone design, feels great wrapped around your shaft. You can just let it hang with your penis and have it go to town. It’s definitely a different experience than masturbating the way you’re probably used to. It’s a totally different sensation that I find, personally, to take longer to reach orgasm than other ways, but I was determined to let it milk me how its intended. I sat there enjoying every single vibration and pulse throughout my entire body, allowing myself to come to a complete no-hands orgasm.

YAY OR NAY?

Yay all the way! I mean, holy shit, I just ejaculated without even touching my penis – not something I typically do. That, my friends, is magic.

The JETT is designed in a way that it can have multiple uses. At one point I found myself taking one of the bullets out of the sleeve and pressing against my taint. Woo! Who says you can’t right? I suppose it could even be used as a self-massager for other areas of your body which who doesn’t love a full body massage? Let it drain your balls then rub those stress knots from your shoulders. Sounds perfect to me.

At the end of the day, the JETT is designed for the penis and indeed it is. Hot Octopuss claims to be “Reinventing Self-pleasure” and that they are.

If you’re looking to transcend to a place you never have, you’ll want to grab your JETT right here, trust me.