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Posted on: | March 18, 2020 |
Categorized: | Bator Life Featured Articles |
HARD to believe it’s been almost a year since my last guest blog article, “Hardware Gear For The DL” so if you missed that one, click on the link to catch up on how my penis-centered mind thinks! For this article, I want to go a little deeper into what my DL life looks like and a few more toys that can be integrated into your bate-life without creating (too much) suspicion by those who may be watching.
As I wrote before, you don’t have to hide these ‘alternative’ toys – you can leave ‘em in the garage, in your tool box, or in a junk drawer in the house, in plain view. The more you can ‘normalize’ or ‘hide’ things in plain view the better and the less attention it draws to your sexual escapades. Think ‘normalize’ and ‘plain view’ and your life will be much easier, not to mention you won’t be stressed out about your toys being ‘discovered’ as they will have always been there in plain view instead of hidden.
Last time I mentioned ass toys and electro, but let me cover one other thing before we go down that rabbit hole (or yours!!)… the DL life in general… It’s not without its challenges, and the biggest one is communication with other bators, etc. I have a few suggestions:
Okay, more could be said about the DL life and how to live it, but let’s get to the good stuff.
Ass play. Can I be blunt? I want to encourage you to explore your bottom. Yes, this is a masturbation site, which has everything to do with that pleasure center that hangs between our legs. However, if you have never explored your backside, you are missing out, my bator friend! You don’t have to go for that King Dong dildo right off the bat, so start small… use your finger! Just teasing around your hole while you masturbate should give you a hint about how the sensation really could enhance your pleasure. (Try it, I dare you!) Once that feels good enough, you’ll be wanting to try a digit inside. Give yourself time, go slow, and just explore the area with one finger.
Once you get in, eventually you’ll find your prostate, and a whole new world of pleasure opens up (get it? opens up! ha!) Seriously, though, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Once you get a little experience, you’ll begin thinking about other things to stick in there. Here is one of my favorite everyday household finds. (see picture at right) Yes, bate buddies, that is a toilet paper holder. But it serves as a nice anal probe too, let me tell you! This baby has seen the action, and the stainless steel warms up and feels so good once it’s in! Try it, you’ll like it. (Just don’t try to go too deep the first time – ‘listen’ to your insides and go slow! Let the pleasure guide you.)
Electro. Once while browsing the web, I stumbled across a guy with wires hooked to his penis. I was aghast to begin with, but couldn’t look away as his member jumped and throbbed as if experiencing an intense pleasure only seen in sci-fi movies. This visual image stuck in my mind, I became intrigued with the possibility, and began to investigate it a bit more. This could also be another full article all by itself, so I will cut to the chase. There are many TENS units (transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation), normally seen in advertisements for back pain, which can be had for $30-40 and adapted to give pleasure to your nether regions. DL bators are creative, so this is another way for you to think outside the box.
Ball play. Do you like a little tug on your balls while you bate? If so, have I got something for you! Probably one of my favorite DL hacks is my homemade humbler. What is a humbler? I’m going to let you and Google figure that one out, but if you like your balls tugged on during your bate sessions, this is an intense ride. Yes, now you’re getting to see my kinkier side! If you have 2 paint sticks (free at your local Home Depot!), some electrical tape, a drill, and 2 thumb screws with matching nuts (pun intended), you’re ready to go. On both ends of the paint sticks, drill holes. Wrap electrical tape around the middle of both paint sticks (as you don’t want splinters in “your boys”), add the nuts and thumb screws at each end, and let the games begin! (If you need a DL explanation for this one, just say that it’s a clamp for larger items that need to be glued.)
Well that’s it for this installment. As with anything, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. Bate on, brothers!
HARD to believe it’s been almost a year since my last guest blog article, “Hardware Gear For The DL” so if you missed that one, click on the link to catch up on how my penis-centered mind thinks! For this article, I want to go a little deeper into what my DL life looks like and a few more toys that can be integrated into your bate-life without creating (too much) suspicion by those who may be watching.
As I wrote before, you don’t have to hide these ‘alternative’ toys – you can leave ‘em in the garage, in your tool box, or in a junk drawer in the house, in plain view. The more you can ‘normalize’ or ‘hide’ things in plain view the better and the less attention it draws to your sexual escapades. Think ‘normalize’ and ‘plain view’ and your life will be much easier, not to mention you won’t be stressed out about your toys being ‘discovered’ as they will have always been there in plain view instead of hidden.
Last time I mentioned ass toys and electro, but let me cover one other thing before we go down that rabbit hole (or yours!!)… the DL life in general… It’s not without its challenges, and the biggest one is communication with other bators, etc. I have a few suggestions:
Okay, more could be said about the DL life and how to live it, but let’s get to the good stuff.
Ass play. Can I be blunt? I want to encourage you to explore your bottom. Yes, this is a masturbation site, which has everything to do with that pleasure center that hangs between our legs. However, if you have never explored your backside, you are missing out, my bator friend! You don’t have to go for that King Dong dildo right off the bat, so start small… use your finger! Just teasing around your hole while you masturbate should give you a hint about how the sensation really could enhance your pleasure. (Try it, I dare you!) Once that feels good enough, you’ll be wanting to try a digit inside. Give yourself time, go slow, and just explore the area with one finger.
Once you get in, eventually you’ll find your prostate, and a whole new world of pleasure opens up (get it? opens up! ha!) Seriously, though, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Once you get a little experience, you’ll begin thinking about other things to stick in there. Here is one of my favorite everyday household finds. (see picture at right) Yes, bate buddies, that is a toilet paper holder. But it serves as a nice anal probe too, let me tell you! This baby has seen the action, and the stainless steel warms up and feels so good once it’s in! Try it, you’ll like it. (Just don’t try to go too deep the first time – ‘listen’ to your insides and go slow! Let the pleasure guide you.)
Electro. Once while browsing the web, I stumbled across a guy with wires hooked to his penis. I was aghast to begin with, but couldn’t look away as his member jumped and throbbed as if experiencing an intense pleasure only seen in sci-fi movies. This visual image stuck in my mind, I became intrigued with the possibility, and began to investigate it a bit more. This could also be another full article all by itself, so I will cut to the chase. There are many TENS units (transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation), normally seen in advertisements for back pain, which can be had for $30-40 and adapted to give pleasure to your nether regions. DL bators are creative, so this is another way for you to think outside the box.
Ball play. Do you like a little tug on your balls while you bate? If so, have I got something for you! Probably one of my favorite DL hacks is my homemade humbler. What is a humbler? I’m going to let you and Google figure that one out, but if you like your balls tugged on during your bate sessions, this is an intense ride. Yes, now you’re getting to see my kinkier side! If you have 2 paint sticks (free at your local Home Depot!), some electrical tape, a drill, and 2 thumb screws with matching nuts (pun intended), you’re ready to go. On both ends of the paint sticks, drill holes. Wrap electrical tape around the middle of both paint sticks (as you don’t want splinters in “your boys”), add the nuts and thumb screws at each end, and let the games begin! (If you need a DL explanation for this one, just say that it’s a clamp for larger items that need to be glued.)
Well that’s it for this installment. As with anything, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. Bate on, brothers!
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The old smart phone tip is a great one, didn’t even think of that. Guess I’ll finally be able to use Kik more lol. Heading to the hardware store and the bate shop as soon as this quarantine is over, 3 day marathon session coming up to make up for lost time. I’m sure other DL bators can understand this, having the house to yourself is pretty important to get comfortable and to go balls deep into a quality session, especially one with toys involved. I’d like to hear other tips for other DL bators too, anyone know of a good group?
You can use Kik on an inactivated phone? Need more info on this…
WiFi my friend, u can use a deactivated smart phone for everything if you have a wifi connection or access to it. Yes, you can even text and call with the right app…
OK. I’ve been trying to figure out how to call without getting charged. The prices I’m being quoted aren’t much less than getting a second line through my carrier. I already HAVE the smartphone. Is a free VOIP calling app available?
More extremely valuable information, thanks! I have the side email accounts and it’s gone well for a long time, but I hadn’t even thought of making use of an old smartphone. I’d think you’d have to have it activated for texting (but man, would that be handy at times), so I imagine it must be more for internet browsing, social media (hookup apps, etc) and things like that.
Are there secret Facebook pages for DL guys? If so how do I get invited?
I’d like to know if this exists on Bateworld.
yes
I lost the pain in the ass love of my life over it, but I just decided I didn’t want to be on the DL anymore. I got caught a couple of times by her coming home early or unexpectedly and her first reaction was a mix of jealousy (go figure) a bit of disgust I guess I’d call it, but also some intrigue and at least I thought, acceptance and even interest. But it all just turned into jealousy and disgust after I fully opened up to her about it, so she went and found some other dude who probably comforted her and told her he’s not like me… LMAO. She’ll catch him too! Oh well, it sucks because I love her like crazy in a way, but she was a bitchy pain in the ass and I’ve got my place all to myself all the time now…
I discovered the “hiding in plain sight” method a long time ago.I think my first was a cylindrical tube of Colgate toothpaste. That design is not longer available, I currently use my Quip toothbrush travel case. It is pretty nice perfect diameter for my ass. I once carved a penis shape into a wooden bowl that was used as a sliding door jamb. I wonder what the next visitor to that condo thought. Plenty of screwdrivers, cucumbers, shovel handles, candles, etc. of course a couple of fingers work if that is all you have. Enjoy.