Bate Facts

We are taught that as men we build to an orgasm, ejaculate and then require a refractory period before we can reach those heights again. Our erections go soft and though we may still remain aroused, we are physically incapable of shooting sperm or making our penises spasm with pleasure unless we wait. For some that wait time is minutes, for others it’s hours or even days. Though we’ve come to accept this as a normal part of the male sexual response, I know I speak for all of us when I say that however long that wait time is, it’s too long!

Masturbating is actually something like one of those humungous multi-stage rockets that they send up from Cape Canaveral, where you see this gigantic upright thing standing ready and waiting for ignition, then lift-off into Bater Bliss orbit. Yes, there are plenty of specifics that you can actually try that may help your lift-off into the Goon Zone where gravity can’t get you any longer, and you’re in erotic free-fall!

I’m Edged, Are You?

Edging (aka. orgasm control) is a bator practice that takes time and commitment and is definitely not for the faint of heart. One must indulge in masturbation on a daily, regular basis to reach the levels of not only a true masturbator, but a true edger.

It should come as no surprise to humans that primates (monkeys, lemurs, humans – yes we are primates -, and etc.) are notorious bators. Youtube videos like Funny Monkey Masturbation Compilation 2014 and Primate Masturbation Megamix provide ample evidence of this simple fact. The why of it, scientifically speaking, is less clear.