Take Masturbation To The Next Level

Improve your bate by using tried and proven masturbation techniques. Learn the Rosy Palm, the U-Turn, the Vulcan Salute, and countless more techniques handed down to us through the ages.

Irish Pilgram

Milker Masturbation Technique: The Irish Pilgram

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Masturbation is “milking your penis,” right? Ok, not really. This milking masturbation technique is called the Irish Pilgrim. The name is self-explanatory, and no you don’t have to be Irish or a cow to try this renowned masturbation technique. Well, maybe, but that's a story for another time.
Lift up masturbation techniques

Mindful Masturbation Techniques: Episode 5

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The Erogenous Body

To pursue excellence as a male masturbator, you not only want to arouse your entire body but also to invite every part of your genital and pelvic region to participate in generating those ecstatic waves that flood your entire being with bliss. Plus, there’s nothing wrong with a lot of focus on the penis, as that’s where so much sensation comes from. Still, your entire body can be viewed as an erogenous zone.
Precise Practice

Mindful Masturbation Techniques: Episode 4

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Your masturbation practice, no matter how great, can intensify simply by getting creative: try new masturbation techniques, deliberately shift your focus, seek out the undiscovered country of the Masturbatory Frontier! We all get into habits, and habits are not entirely bad, still in the realm of excellence among male masturbators, it’s always good to periodically break the mold.
human penis anatomy

Mindful Masturbation Techniques: Episode 3

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You can stroke yourself high-and-higher indefinitely, which can go far beyond what guys sometimes call edging, allowing the intense penis pleasure to radiate through your entire body and light up every one of your trillions of cells. When you’ve got a great bate going, get your body moving: walk around and keep masturbating, even do knee-bends and keep masturbating. Remind yourself to take a DEEP belly breath while you masturbate! It’s such a sweet, sweet ride, both endless and limitless!
Hot Dog Masturbation Technique

Mindful Masturbation Techniques: Episode 2

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Male masturbation is always a good thing, and it is the most common sexual experience on the planet. The only possible dark side comes if a masturbator reinforces guilt or shame in the process; the best way to get rid of those factors is to burn them out with extreme, high-quality sessions of physical self-love. The surrender to pure penile pleasure can help to make you a better man.
Burning mind in cosmic space

Mindful Masturbation Techniques: Episode 1

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Masturbating is actually something like one of those humungous multi-stage rockets that they send up from Cape Canaveral, where you see this gigantic upright thing standing ready and waiting for ignition, then lift-off into Bater Bliss orbit. Yes, there are plenty of specifics that you can actually try that may help your lift-off into the Goon Zone where gravity can’t get you any longer, and you’re in erotic free-fall!
human penis anatomy

Prostrate Stimulation: The Pleasures of Assturbation

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I know that most readers here probably don’t care who the butt players are, who the “bottoms” are or why because they (we) realize it’s part of our nature as men and as masturbators to explore all areas of yourself regardless of your sexuality. This is mainly for anyone who has ever considered touching their butthole, pleasuring it, asking their partner to, but felt concerned that maybe it means something else “Maybe I’m gay…”