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TheBatorBlog > Bate Facts > Masturbation Techniques > Milker Masturbation Technique: The Irish Pilgram

Milker Masturbation Technique: The Irish Pilgram

Edward M.   |     December 09, 2016   |     Bator Life Masturbation Techniques
Edward M.
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  Posted on:December 09, 2016
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And there was a moocow coming down along the road…

Masturbation is “milking your penis,” right? Ok, not really. This milking masturbation technique is called the Irish Pilgrim. The name is self-explanatory, and no you don’t have to be Irish or a cow to try this renowned masturbation technique. Well, maybe, but that’s a story for another time.

Have you had or ever had the urge to drop onto all fours and milk your penis towards the floor? Maybe the ground or the grass depending on where you are. I mean like a full on primal animal getting its utters milked kind of milking. I suppose it’s not exactly a “technique” more so than a position. Fully naked, exposed masturbation on the floor with absolutely no qualms only that sweet elation over your entire body, giving yourself completely to every sensation. That’s the Milker Technique I’m talking about here AKA The Irish Pilgrim.

Start your session the way you normally do. You might even start in the IP position right at the top, kudos to you! Sometimes it is good to start off slow, work your way to that deep, primal zone and gradually make your way to the floor. Completely naked, palms down, knees spread, feet anchored however is most comfortable. I like to prop myself up with my left arm, feverishly wanking with my right (I’ll switch on and off, of course) and sort of push back as if putting force against that “extra push”. It is as if I were getting topped (“doggy style” you could call it) if you know what I mean. Doing this allows for your ass, groin area and pelvis to be fully open, wide and engaged.

Next, while your pelvis is tilted upward feel your balls hang, grab your cock and push it back as if to put it between your legs, letting it stick out from behind. Now, if you have a partner, this is by far the best way to get a hand job, full exposure and you can just lay your head, stretch your arms and enjoy the milking.

Since you’re in charge of yourself, it can be just as fun and just as good of a milking. There are two key elements to this position/technique already mentioned:

  • Keep your penis pulled back and towards the floor, milking with every stroke.
  • Push back with your hand/arm, but keeping yourself in place with your feet.

The deeper you get during this, the more movement you’ll start to have. Rather you’re now grinding into the floor, still gripping your cock or pushing your cock back even more and thrusting your hips around and doing whatever else gets you off.

That moment when you feel your balls are full, tight and ready to blow you can feel it everywhere. This position allows you to feel nearly every muscle contraction. From your asshole, down to your taint, around your groin and through your shaft. It’s quite intense, and the contractions are strong. What makes it fun is you can keep milking and milking until you can’t hold it anymore and you milk your load right onto the floor, catch it on a cum rag. Look at yourself and watch it or throw your head back. When I do this, I’ll sometimes have my face planted on the floor, either cheek to the ground or my neck and head stretched forward in alignment with my back.

The possibilities in this position are nearly endless. It’s an incredibly powerful and sexy way to get yourself off and to do with a partner if the chance arises is highly recommended. “Hey, wanna give each other an Irish Pilgrim?”

And there was a moocow coming down along the road…

Masturbation is “milking your penis,” right? Ok, not really. This milking masturbation technique is called the Irish Pilgrim. The name is self-explanatory, and no you don’t have to be Irish or a cow to try this renowned masturbation technique. Well, maybe, but that’s a story for another time.

Have you had or ever had the urge to drop onto all fours and milk your penis towards the floor? Maybe the ground or the grass depending on where you are. I mean like a full on primal animal getting its utters milked kind of milking. I suppose it’s not exactly a “technique” more so than a position. Fully naked, exposed masturbation on the floor with absolutely no qualms only that sweet elation over your entire body, giving yourself completely to every sensation. That’s the Milker Technique I’m talking about here AKA The Irish Pilgrim.

Start your session the way you normally do. You might even start in the IP position right at the top, kudos to you! Sometimes it is good to start off slow, work your way to that deep, primal zone and gradually make your way to the floor. Completely naked, palms down, knees spread, feet anchored however is most comfortable. I like to prop myself up with my left arm, feverishly wanking with my right (I’ll switch on and off, of course) and sort of push back as if putting force against that “extra push”. It is as if I were getting topped (“doggy style” you could call it) if you know what I mean. Doing this allows for your ass, groin area and pelvis to be fully open, wide and engaged.

Next, while your pelvis is tilted upward feel your balls hang, grab your cock and push it back as if to put it between your legs, letting it stick out from behind. Now, if you have a partner, this is by far the best way to get a hand job, full exposure and you can just lay your head, stretch your arms and enjoy the milking.

Since you’re in charge of yourself, it can be just as fun and just as good of a milking. There are two key elements to this position/technique already mentioned:

  • Keep your penis pulled back and towards the floor, milking with every stroke.
  • Push back with your hand/arm, but keeping yourself in place with your feet.

The deeper you get during this, the more movement you’ll start to have. Rather you’re now grinding into the floor, still gripping your cock or pushing your cock back even more and thrusting your hips around and doing whatever else gets you off.

That moment when you feel your balls are full, tight and ready to blow you can feel it everywhere. This position allows you to feel nearly every muscle contraction. From your asshole, down to your taint, around your groin and through your shaft. It’s quite intense, and the contractions are strong. What makes it fun is you can keep milking and milking until you can’t hold it anymore and you milk your load right onto the floor, catch it on a cum rag. Look at yourself and watch it or throw your head back. When I do this, I’ll sometimes have my face planted on the floor, either cheek to the ground or my neck and head stretched forward in alignment with my back.

The possibilities in this position are nearly endless. It’s an incredibly powerful and sexy way to get yourself off and to do with a partner if the chance arises is highly recommended. “Hey, wanna give each other an Irish Pilgrim?”


14 Responses to “Milker Masturbation Technique: The Irish Pilgram”

  1. Anonymous says:
    December 5, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    Hoy me hice una pero normal te la puedo enviar.solo watsap 6343471409

    Reply to Anonymous
  2. Anonymous says:
    December 11, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    absolutely my favorite position when masturbating, being jacked off by another guy, and love it when a guys like to be milked by me that way.

    Reply to Anonymous
  3. titus says:
    December 16, 2016 at 8:32 am

    I’ve always loved this position.
    I especially love my ass and balls all being exposed. I love watching a buddy from behind jacking this way.
    It’s so fucking hot

    Reply to titus
  4. Anonymous says:
    December 16, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    where’s the video demonstration? pics at least.

    Reply to Anonymous
    • Hokeium says:
      December 19, 2016 at 2:14 pm

      For the dude that wanted a video, William Higgins posts a series of hand job clips where the twink getting serviced in this Irish Pilgram position. I run across them all the time in some of the mutual masterbation Yahoo groups.

      Reply to Hokeium
    • Anonymous says:
      December 20, 2016 at 5:44 am

      My personal videos here are mostly done with coconut oil, but I also use silicone in a few, water-based with a spray bottle, and the recipe for Fleshligh gel. Thanks for asking, Bro! 🙂

      Reply to Anonymous
  5. Anonymous says:
    December 29, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    I tried this the other day great position. Super intense orgasm. Going to try it with my aneros next time.

    Reply to Anonymous
  6. Dennis says:
    December 31, 2016 at 9:57 am

    I do this whenever I get with my buddy on the West Coast. We trade off, but I especially love doing this when I’m behind him…milking his big long dick. while I take his heavy balls into my mouth. (That gets him really going.) Then when he’s ready to BLAST out a huge load….my face is right there for him to use as a cum rag. So there you go, it’s super convenient for those of us who enjoying millking a hot buddy who also love cum all over the face. (Recently, he’s been licking my face after he blows out his sweet load….that’s the new added HOT twist that gets me going!)

    Enjoy the milking men!

    Reply to Dennis
  7. Anonymous says:
    January 7, 2017 at 8:19 am

    position like this?
    Hey bud- WAY hot pic, but we’re not allowed to post anything graphic on this site. You’d need to go to BateWorld.com. But: Thanks, it was great batefuel for me!

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. Anonymous says:
    January 9, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Sounds hot – it’s “udders” though and not “utters”.

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. Anonymous says:
    March 14, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    it’s refreshing to once again see bator blog posts that are actually about penis masturbation techniques and not anal masturbation techniques

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. Jack says:
    March 18, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    I have never heard this position before and I will definitely give it a try. I’m always looking for deeper and harder orgasms.

    Reply to Jack
  11. ds says:
    September 2, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    I love this position as well—-by myself or with a buddy, having it done to me or doing it to another guy 😉

    Reply to ds
  12. Anonymous says:
    April 7, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    You write “The name is self-explanatory” — but I don’t get it. Maybe I’ve been living under a rock (or just too busy masturbating) but while I get the idea that it’s “mikling” in a decidedly bovine position, I guess I just don’t see what milk and cows have to do with Pilgrims or the Irish.

    No matter – still sounds hot and I’ll definitely be trying it soon!

    Reply to Anonymous

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