Making Noise Masturbation Technique: Part 1

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One important way that you can increase your masturbatory pleasure many times over is to break the sound barrier—maybe not in the way this sounds at first!

Give yourself total permission to groan, growl, and even shout out your enjoyment, your pleasure, your ecstasy as you masturbate! Thrash and rumble, bang and knock, make slurpy slipping sloppy sounds with lubrication squirting from between your fingers. Make the bed knock against the wall, or the chair or couch creak and hop! Dance around howling! Make loud rhythmic sounds that will make it obvious to anyone who hears, that you are masturbating athletically and enjoying the heck out of it!

There’s a lot more to this than just impressing yourself or shocking someone else.

Like many guys you probably lacked total privacy in your early teens when you first began to masturbate a lot as you enjoyed the onset of an adult male body with its new capacity for self-pleasure. You may have shared a bedroom with a sibling or someone else, the walls may have been thin, perhaps you even retreated into the bathroom sometimes to masturbate. Regardless, like so many guys, you may have felt self-conscious about anyone overhearing what you did.

All of this is understandable. Only what happens to so many guys is that years later, sometimes decades later, these guys are still trying to keep quiet when they masturbate, even when they have total privacy! Observe how many men stroke wildly ejaculate and have a powerful orgasm, but manage to keep from making any noise in the process.

This holding back literally inhibits the full, wild, animalistic pleasure you could feel while you masturbate to orgasm and ejaculate!

In order to overcome this “damping down” effect, now that you are an adult with a lot more freedom to do whatever you want, provide yourself with the privacy required. If your living arrangement inhibits this, you might want to consider opening up to whoever needs to know that you sometimes want your private space. Then, once you’re in that private space—with your own permission to make noise and celebrate your erotic pleasure vocally—make plenty of noise, express the fabulous sensations your body can provide, you may need to take conscious charge and vocalize deliberately.

At first, this can feel like acting. Sigh loudly, groan, moan, exclaim, grunt, growl, yelp, whoop—all those expressions of intensity and male energy. Even if it starts out feeling like you’re acting in a porn video, you’ll soon discover when you do this as you actually masturbate, the sounds will become natural, genuine expressions of your excitement and enthusiasm.

You will actually begin to feel more pleasure, more complete passion and release, the noisier you get.

Next time I’ll also encourage you to try what guys call the “Monkey Bate,” and other noisy expressions that can take your masturbatory pleasure to new levels, as well as enhance the ultimate release you cherish during ejaculatory orgasm.


Making Noise Masturbation Technique, Part 2

55 replies
  1. apalmer5
    apalmer5 says:

    I so agree, let those sounds go & no I’m not that noisy but do enjoy deep breathing, exhales & faps and sharing them with others when I’m mic’ing/cybering off with someone on skype (apalmer5) can be very arousing. Everyone’s abit different in the noise dept too, personally I’m a noisy masturbator and a quiet cummer.

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      Thanks so much for sharing this! Indeed, all guys are a bit different in terms of what floats our boat int he masturbatory realm. To break through anything that might inhibit the full expression of our erotic bliss is worthwhile. Not required, but you might try shouting out and thrashing sometime when you cum, just to see. I was a very quiet summer early on until suddenly I tried letting go… now I tend to shout and growl and thrash, so wildly if someone’s there it can be a bit intimidating to them!

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  2. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    there is nothing better than a good, deep, monkey bate. the louder the better and even playing with tone. higher pitched moans take you nice and deep like the deep, primal grunts and moans. the ideas and possibilities are endless. encourage everyone to explore too, especially if you’re alone! just do it!

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      You’re getting ahead of me, as the hooting, howling and sounds of a great monkey bate are part of the Part 2 to this blog. You know, when I first did the chimp/monkey sounds I was acting a bit–however, itiwiftly became natural and authentic. Almost cellular like it comes from my DNA! (Maybe it does?) Yup: just DO it!!!

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  3. SFBator949
    SFBator949 says:

    I really enjoy making noise when I am deep in a bate, getting totally stoopid on penis. Living in an apartment building, I do try to be a bit discreet. If I know that the neighbor downstairs is out, I go ahead and loudly babble, goon-out and monkeybate with abandon. When I wear certain cock rings, my hand hitting my balls on the downstroke makes an awesome fapping sound which is quite loud. When I am stroking my penis really fast, it almost sounds like applause! I also like to slap my geared up, sperm-swollen balls. All of these noises intensify my bate to the point where I can prematurely go over the edge if I am not careful. I am beginning to not give a damn if any of my neighbors hear me. After all, my penis, balls and I are simply engaged in beautiful, vigorous and passionate lovemaking. Two, four, six, eight, MASTURBATE, EJACULATE!!!

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      I like your idea of not caring if you’re overheard… of course, there might be cases where it could cause trouble with neighbors. But then, you might actually inspire your neighbors to stop being so secretive, trying to keep it quiet when THEY masturbate! I love the idea of a chorus of neighbors all making a masturbatory racket with groaning, hooting, thumping, shouting, drumming, money bating…

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  4. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t imagine masturbating without the liberation of primal grunting and deep verbal gooning. I just let it come and don’t force it. It’s just there, probably in all of us in degrees. I encourage all bate brothers to open those vocal chords!

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      Yup! I remember when I first had my own little apartment as an adult, cutting loose with self-pleasure noise and babble, how liberating it felt, how it intensified my sensations! In those days (before the Internet “opened my windows” this way) I did keep my drapes drawn, and recall thinking it was really nobody’s business. Let them wonder, if they couldn’t figure it out!

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    • Terry
      Terry says:

      Man, hottest & nothing better than what I think you hit on!
      Just bate, goon, pleasure your all body parts & let he CUMMING cum by itself. I do this by just edging and almost doing a nut. Then tekng a little break & edging again until it just explodes without straining . Just learned that gooning is hot because I felt it was crazy to just BATE & feels & lookng like a Dude possessed by my dick, balls, nipples, butthole
      Masturbation is beautiful & dong it now.

      Terry, Charlotte ,North Carolina, USA

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  5. luvcockxxx
    luvcockxxx says:

    The more nosie the better, when I blow my load I moan loudly as if I’m cumming all over some hot babes tits or a guys large cock.

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  6. Beardguy123
    Beardguy123 says:

    I agree fully. Growing up, I had to bate silently. There was no real privacy. Even bated a lot in restrooms, again in silence. First time was with my college roomie who told me to “Let it go”, including noise. Bating has been more pleasurable, ever since.

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  7. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    EXACTLY! Moan, groan, make noise. Express the primal animal instinct. Don’t bottle it up. Let the expression of pleasure be heard loud and clear – even if it is your own ears and no none else. HAIL COCK!

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  8. Gay Wanking Addict
    Gay Wanking Addict says:

    I can only agree to this. Being loud, uninhibited adds so much pleasure to my wanking moments. Give in to the pleasure, show it, So many guys do not know how good that all feels and they know well that it turns them on when others let themselves go. Love the article. Guys, masturbate and enjoy yourselves – let that LUST OUT!

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      Indeed–my feeling is it’s something that wants to be expressed, and expressing it encourages it! A win-win situation for the expresser and the expression, right?

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  9. Handman
    Handman says:

    Healthy Friction in Palm Springs last month had a lot more core-centered erotic verbal comments, loud moans and outright ejacular shouting! Glad more guys loosening up about body-mind sound!

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  10. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    The sessions where I am free to be as loud as I want are invariably the best!! On skype, though, I feel a little awkward–I love hearing other guys’ hot talk but joining in still feels like a put-on for me. It’s a work in progress.

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      That’a understandable, Brother… it’s a process sometimes to shed self-consciousness that may be conditioned into us. Personally, for example, I totally respect whatever works in this regard, but certain kinds of “dirty talk” don’t do so much for me, since I don’t consider male masturbation “dirty” at all, but sacred. Still, sometimes certain varieties of “big hairy penis” talk and monkey-bate take me higher.

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  11. francobola
    francobola says:

    I was always a quick ‘n quiet jerker until I started to withhold ejaculation. I stroke daily but only ejaculate about 1x a week.
    Since engaging in this sperm retention practice, the energy I am creating has to come out somewhere so it manifests as a very primal growl. It’s pure masculine erotic energy. It feels fucking fantastic!!!
    I notice that most guys are still doing it the way we were programmed as youngsters.
    I go to NY Jacks once in a while and I am undoubtedly the loudest guy there.
    Come on men – let’s get primal and growly!!!

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  12. Bruce P. Grether
    Bruce P. Grether says:

    Hey, Brother! Yes, thank you for your enthusiastic comment and account of your practice. It’s not to judge anyone, just that it’s always worth checking out our own practice to see where we can refine it. Many men, if they watch videos of their own sessions will learn a lot. Sometimes that’s the best way to tell if you are holding something in, maybe still being quiet 20 or 30 years after you moved from home, so your folks won’t hear you!

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  13. funnyprivateguy
    funnyprivateguy says:

    Hey, I don’t have to “act” or force any noise. I’ve been a loud cummer since puberty. My screen name used to be “Jizzscreamer.” I don’t make a whole lot of noise during the build-up jacking, but as I approach orgasm, my breath gets raspy and my guttural sounds come from deep in my throat. Guys can always tell right before I shoot…… no “surprise” cumming from me! So when the jizz finally shoots out, I scream, shout, growl and bark like a dog. And this goes on for like 15 seconds. Even as I age, and the jizz shots get less impressive, the loud orgasm screaming continues just as dramatically. Most ever guy — partner or observer — say that they really like it and it really turns them on. More than a few have asked me, “Are you OK?” That always makes me laugh, but apparently my loud articulations resemble someone in deep pain. Not pain, brothers….. total, intense pleasure!

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      Thanks so much for sharing this! It’s ALL GOOD, so long as you enjoy masturbation. I always, ALWAYS encourage guys to try new things, but sometimes the old faithful ways aren’t broken and don’t need fixing! Your comments are appreciated! – BPG

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  14. Guards65
    Guards65 says:

    Personally I am the silent type even though I live by myself and have a lot of privacy. Maybe this dates back to my youth days when I had to be discreet. Maybe I am conditioned and not liberated.

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      If you ARE still conditioned, that’s no judgment on you, not something wrong… just something it might be worth trying out the noisier options, which could possibly re-condition you to feel even more sensations as you masturbate and/or ejaculate.

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  15. pswanker
    pswanker says:

    ya know… i used to just work with the shallow breathing, but in the past few years, i have just accepted and really gotten into being a verbal gooner. From key work repetition (“penis”, “wanker” and some humiliating words that match whatever scene i am working in my head), i’ve evolved into being a very verbal bator.

    Naturally, this has also lead me down a path to my severe monkey bate state – which has been my end location a lot. the grunts and leg movements just crank me up! (YES,….. poppers are usually involved…)

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    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      Thanks for you great comment. I don’t recommend shallow breathing, actually, on the contrary I suggest deep belly breathing–SOMETIMES it’s good to do connected breathing, with no pause between breathes, inhale or exhale. But there are no absolute rules. What really helps any man is to realize that various ways of breathing deliberately can make a lot of difference in masturbation practices… Peace, BPG

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  16. Ethanmasturs
    Ethanmasturs says:

    This so true! I have made many amateur masturbation videos and found the moaning, groaning and grunting enhance the experience so much! Please email me I would love to hear from you!!!

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    • jimbowe
      jimbowe says:

      yeah, my brotha bator! i agree with you! makein noise, ESPECIALLY GOTTERAL GROWLING,,makes my manheart SING!,,,i swear,,,the more noise i make,,,the deeper i become intranced in the actual feeling of my sperm commin from way down low,,cummin up thru my shaft, yhen cummin out my corona in EXTREME EXTASY! GREAT POST FROM YOU!
      i would like to talk / masturbate in your presence sometime!
      email me, or I M me,,,really want to touch your heart, batin with mine! grrrrrrr

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    • jimbowe
      jimbowe says:

      thanks for your comment about groanning, makeing noise, & totally letting goo! i get into a trance like state just by imageing my sperm cummin up thru my hard rocklike shaft, then pulseing out through my slit, just lookin for sunshine! makeing gutteral sounds really makes the entire experience thoroughly intensly satisfying!

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      • Len
        Len says:

        Oh man I just love your description of sperm finding the light and spurting out as you orgasm! Thanks man. I could “read your comments” All day.

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  17. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    Love to get verbal with myself as I masturbate. Repetitive like penis penis penis masturbate it masturbate it I masturbate I am a masturbating faggot . Things like that over and over as I watch myself in the mirror and make out with myself. Lots of poppers of course
    Would love to find a website of guys who get noisy when they make love to their erections. I get off being verbally abused as I masturbate.

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  18. jimbowe
    jimbowe says:

    CRRRRRRAAAAPPP! brothaz,,nice to read about other creamerscreammerz!,,,i love gettin in the moment by thrashing around in bed,grrfolwing, sayin my favorite bators’ name all the while edgeing, dewing,,,and CUMMING! my bate pal got me sooo coached-up,,,i came TWICE,,,in a matter of a few seconds!,,,it was THE BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE,,,so far!
    makin noise really helps me to release EVERY FUCKIN SEED IN ME! grrrrrrr, men
    hope you try it sometime,,,as with my past @ home as a boy, i felt ashamed while jerkin-off…aint it ashame? orgasm is a natural religeon experience, and should be HONORED & RESPECTED with trainning & advice from our parents, or someone who we RESPECT as young men…go growl men,,,let the stars know ur CUMMIN !
    tks,,jimbowe

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  19. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    I recently moved from an apt building to a ranch condo. I’m finally able to let go and vocalize my pleasure by grunting, moaning and whimpering without the feeling that my neighbors below and beside me might hear me. It’s so much fun and greatly increases my excitement and pleasure. I absolutely love it!

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  20. jake22cm
    jake22cm says:

    I have deep conversations with Penis as I slowly milk him. Telling him how much I love him, how amazing he makes me feel, worshipping him. As I descend deeper into the goon I babble to him as I drool on him, speaking in tongues to Cock. Talking to him in the mirror, as he drips n leaks. His cumming makes me shout OH FUCK over n over n over as the white hot worms spurt from the mouth of his head

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