The Batemaster answers reader questions about masturbation and topics related to men’s sexual well-being.

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Ask The Batemaster: How Can I Make My Penis Bigger?

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Your penis is by far the most elastic and variably-sized part…
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Ask The Batemaster: Dad & Son Roleplay

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QUESTION: My older friend and I (he’s early 50s, I’m just…
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Ask The Batemaster: Body Confidence

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You are the only one who can actually do something about how…
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Ask The Batemaster: A Variety Of Ways To Buddy Bate

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Mutual masturbation between guys can be enjoyed a lot of different ways.
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Ask The Batemaster: Convincing Other Men To Experience Semen Retention

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Guys get conditioned in their teens to believe orgasm and ejaculation…
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Ask The Batemaster: I Get Off Watching My Brother Online, Is This Wrong?

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Your reaction sounds honest and natural, but only you can decide…
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Ask The Batemaster: Uncomfortable Foreskin

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This situation, medically called “phimosis,” may prove quite…
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Ask The Batemaster: Am I Evil?

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*SPOILER ALERT—Anyone who might be seriously offended by a…
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Ask The Batemaster: We're Both Straight, But He Wants To Touch Me

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This friend and I are both straight, but we like to watch porn together. Of course, we both end up jacking off, only he looks at me a lot. I can tell he wants to touch me, and who knows? Maybe more. How can I tell him No?
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Ask The Batemaster: I Have Orgasms, But I Don't Ejaculate

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QUESTION: After prostate surgery, I’m lucky. I don’t ejaculate,…
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Ask The Batemaster: Showing Face & Shaving Pubes

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QUESTION: I love Bateworld! The whole thing is just totally magical…
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Ask The Batemaster: Caught Masturbating With A Peach...By My Dad

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QUESTION: In the kitchen, I did that thing with a ripe peach that I saw a young dude do in a movie. It really worked, only my father tapped me on the shoulder from behind just as I was coming inside that juicy piece of fruit. He only grinned and said, “Be sure to clean up the mess, Junior.” See, I moved back home after school, because my job is fast food at night and both my folks work. Usually I’m home alone afternoons, but dad came home on a break from his job. I’m so embarrassed, I might have to move out! Help!