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Ask The Batemaster: How Can I Make My Penis Bigger?

Your penis is by far the most elastic and variably-sized part of your body…

QUESTION: My cock pleases me immensely with incredible bliss every day, only it’s small. Hardly longer than my hand. How can I make it bigger?

RESPONSE: The most effective thing you can do to make your penis seem larger is to keep it somewhat stretched by frequently masturbating in high states of arousal. Your penis is by far the most elastic and variably-sized part of your body, and to use it well and often helps to keep it stretched to maximum dimensions.

When people ask me the size of my penis, I tell them the truth: it is never the same size twice. Consider this organ literally, on the level of cells, the molecules that makeup the cells, the atoms that make up the molecules. Observed really, really closely, it is always expanding or contracting somewhat—often both are happening at once in various regions of your penis. I’ve never tried to fool anyone, but I know from experience that a camera angle from between your legs makes any kind of endowment appear larger—it’s simply a matter of perspective.

You can make your penis seem larger by keeping it somewhat stretched by often masturbating in high states of arousal, or engaging in abundant sexual activity, though the virtue of masturbation is you can do it whether you have a partner available or not.

Many guys on Bateworld, and even the site itself may not like to hear me say that penis enlargement schemes really don’t work, and can even be harmful, but this is the truth. Such techniques as “Jelqing” really just keep the tissues stretched to the maximum, which is fine, but I cannot recommend any devices or supplements that some believe (or want you to believe) can add to your penile dimensions.

Some guys even go to the extreme of surgical methods supposed to increase penis-size, but these are especially dangerous. Damage to your ability to get erections may be permanent, even if the old dong seems to hang slightly longer. Vacuum pumps and stretching with weights may produce swelling that looks like far bigger size, but can also come at the cost of function, such as nerve damage, desensitizing, or erectile dysfunction.

Penis size is an important aspect of psychological perspective, especially among men, as women are apparently less concerned about comparative penis-sizes. It would not be accurate to say penis size doesn’t matter, but perspective on this matter is something you can develop more effectively than you can actually change the overall dimensions of that Miracle Tree rooted between your legs. Plus, compared with many other animals, as a human male yours is huge in proportion to your body size.

This may be a bit of a cliché, but the pleasure your penis provides you matters most. It’s your gift from a long line of male ancestors, and maybe it, like you, deserves your unconditional love, admiration and appreciation, instead of a ruler.

The Bate Master - Bruce P. GretherBRUCE P. GRETHER is the “BateMaster”. Mr. Grether’s lifelong love of penises and masturbation has led him to achieve a level of mastery and understanding of masturbation that is at once unique and extremely rare. He is renowned for both his ability to achieve seemingly endless states of prolonged and intense masturbatory pleasure as well as his skill in passing this knowledge on to his students. Mr. Grether has made it his life’s mission to encourage men to take their practice of masturbation to new levels of personal enrichment and self-discovery.

Mr. Grether is a globally recognized masturbation activist, an accomplished masturbation coach, and a tireless facilitator of masturbation workshops. In 2001 he coined the now popular term “Mindful Masturbation”. He is the author of a best-selling book, The Secret of the Golden Phallus, plus the erotic fantasy novels The Moontusk Chronicles. His website can be found at

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.<

6 replies
  1. fullmoonma
    fullmoonma says:

    Love your answer Bruce! You want your penis enlarged – jack it hard! Jack it long enough and you get so gooned up that it’s enormous, filling your consciousness.

    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      Yes, Brother! I regularly ascend into high erotic states of continuous orgasmic intensity for prolonged periods in which my penis fills the entire Universe. My feeling is this is the very purpose of intense penis pleasure, that timeless sweet spot of feeling One with All Things! – BPG

  2. CornFedCock
    CornFedCock says:

    Many dudes want a bigger dong. There is something simple you can do, assuming this applies. This is not meant to be sizist, or rude… BUT…

    You can loose weight.

    The estimate is that you gain around 1in more in visible cock length for every 30lbs you manage to drop. This is due to a significant patch of fat cells on the pubis bone.

    All the more reason to hit the gym….

    • Bruce P. Grether
      Bruce P. Grether says:

      Good point! There is a lot of truth to this, though I’m not sure about the exact estimate. In essence, the penis is still the same size regardless of your weight, as that portion that’s rooted deep inside your body, within the perineum, is actually part of it, of course! At the same time, body-shaming isn’t helpful any more than penis-size shaming. Appearance is not the bottom line of existence, and some aspects of it are not subject to change at will. What truly makes a man most attractive is feeling comfortable in his skin and feeling no shame about his appearance.

  3. selfrewarder
    selfrewarder says:

    A man’s cock is always longest when it is fully erected and engorged with blood. You want your cock to appear longer then I suggest one keeps it in fully erect mode.


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