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Ask The Batemaster: Asking A Friend To Bate

The best approach may be to tell him about yourself, in terms of some of the things that turn you on, without getting too specific…

QUESTION: My best friend and I jacked off together ever since he first came to my high school. Then not long after we graduated he rejected me, saying he wasn’t gay, and he moved away. Well, I’m not gay either, but I really loved that, the mutual touch with another guy and just two penis buddies going at it. Now I have a hot new friend who I know loves porn, but I’m afraid to mention what I’d like to do with him. What should I do?

RESPONSE: Only you can decide if you want to masturbate with him badly enough to risk that he might not be interested or could even take offense. Prepare yourself not to count on the exact outcome ahead of time, if you bring it up. The best approach may be to tell him about yourself, in terms of some of the things that turn you on, without getting too specific, if you’re not sure of his interests.

Tell him you’d be interested in watching some porn together with him. You could say something like, “I’m just curious to see what kind of porn you like best,” or something not too totally obvious and leading, like that. Of course, in a way the message IS obvious, because two guys watching porn together are likely to get aroused, and the matter of both guys masturbating while you watch is going to pop up (pun intended) naturally.

One other issue that may be going on here is that you say you are not gay, and though you also don’t say if you could be bisexual, even if you have had some heterosexual experience of sex, do you really have anything to gain by labeling yourself? Despite those common labels, “gay, bi, and straight,” such categories really refer to types of behavior, not types of people.

The truth is that even in terms of confidential studies such as the famous Kinsey Report, it’s never possible to know when people are being completely honest in answers about such a touchy subject as sexuality. Probably the vast majority of men, regardless of how guys label themselves, can get aroused by looking at penises, and might even enjoy masturbating with a male friend in the right circumstances. As I often say, what people easily admit to others, and what people choose to do privately, are two quite different, often completely different matters.

You mentioned “mutual touch,” so there was more to it than just seeing each other with erections and masturbating. Your high school buddy may have decided not to continue such activity, that it was just an experiment he doesn’t want to repeat again, but clearly you are interested. That’s healthy human nature at work, and nothing more.

You find your new friend attractive and are curious to share something more intimate with him. I suggest you don’t rush to push it on him, as a transition from “just friends” to “bate buddies” need to follow its own pace. Trust your intuition to sense his real attitude while you get to know him better. As your friendship develops, you will be able to speak about such things more directly.

Then, once you know each other pretty well, if you can suggest watching porn together, and he agrees, it’s almost inevitable with two guys that you’ll also end up masturbating together. You’d be wise to let him decide how far it goes in terms of mutual touch.

The Bate Master - Bruce P. GretherBRUCE P. GRETHER is the “BateMaster”. Mr. Grether’s lifelong love of penises and masturbation has led him to achieve a level of mastery and understanding of masturbation that is at once unique and extremely rare. He is renowned for both his ability to achieve seemingly endless states of prolonged and intense masturbatory pleasure as well as his skill in passing this knowledge on to his students. Mr. Grether has made it his life’s mission to encourage men to take their practice of masturbation to new levels of personal enrichment and self-discovery.

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A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.<

2 replies

    Greetings Bruce,

    I have emphasized specific desires and goals into the formation of various groups here on Bateworld. I have made similar attempts on other websites as well. In all the years I have put this emphasis out there, I have never once met anyone. I have also greeted persons and made a simple introductory mention including of my mindset and intentions but I never hear back from anyone. I thought it would be interesting to see what you think of my expressed thoughts as I have never directly asked anyone through a means such as this. Below is a copy and paste of my latest group making attempt which includes the groups description and goals as written by me. Please acknowledge and provide your feedback. Thanks, Jerry in Los Angeles aka CHILLDADLACA here on Bateworld

    BUDDY UP IN LOS ANGELES (really being socially engaged too)
    3 members – led by CHILLDADLACA
    One thing is for sure, we’re all horny for penis and love to cum. I’m attempting to differentiate this Los Angeles based group from other groups though. This group does NOT seek an endless number of guys to have their names added to it and then wait for someone to contact you to hook up. It also does NOT seek members who cruise other members with the primary intent being just to hook up to get off and split while remaining total strangers and more often than not with no intent to ever see or speak to each other ever again. I disliked that behavior when I was barely an adult yet and I still hate that behavior today.

    Sure we’re all horny bastards, we are all attracted to penis and the more often we cum the happier we are BUT there is much more to enjoy and fulfill than to just be cruising around repeatedly with a desire to hook up and then after going through all the hook up motions, you may not even follow through with it. Then soon enough you’ll start the same process all over again.

    Please ONLY join this group if you desire to be socially engaged with like minded men with whom you also share sexual chemistry. If the chemistry isn’t there, just say so. Can you send other guys real insightful greeting messages as opposed to 2 or 3 word messages like “what’s up” or “hey”? That’s random hook up language or just somebody who is too shy, bored and/or fantasizing while wasting your time. Please be able to create some insightful and intelligible dialog messages to be sent to other members that you desire to contact. Let your real desires and intents be known. It’s NOT just about penis and cum. Remember, there are genuine feelings and emotions connected to the guy whose penis and body you’re after and admit it, you have feelings and emotions to fulfill as well.

    Intimacy is being a real man and addressing each other’s feelings and desires. Make real buddies and form mutual bonds together. Discuss all kinds of commonalities not just sexual. Be able to hug each other and chill together socially too. Mutually desired tactility and intimacy combined with knowledge and openness make the best hardons.


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