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Ask The Batemaster: Is Circumcision Okay?

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No doubt a foreskin is a marvelous thing... QUESTION: Still…
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Ask The Batemaster: Penis Flipping (Flexing)

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...Exercises called “Kegels” or “PC clenches” proven…
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Ask The Batemaster: Speed Kills

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QUESTION: I’ve got a real problem, and maybe I need help. It…
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Ask The Batemaster: Military Secrets

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...open homophobia and secret homoerotic sharing among recruits…
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Ask The Batemaster: Age and Semen Retention

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My suggestion to epic semen-retention athletes is that it probably…
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Ask The Batemaster: Love Your Balls

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Among the core factors, actually, is to be sure not to ignore…
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Ask The Batemaster: Bate Vs. Religion

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All erotic enjoyment can be considered good, healthy and psychologically…
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Ask The Batemaster: Is This Bestiality?

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...if you deliberately had actual sexual contact with an animal,…
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Ask The Batemaster: Chris Pine's Penis

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It’s entirely possible that whoever told you he peed at a urinal…
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Ask The Batemaster: Am I Addicted?

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Only you can determine how much masturbation might be enough…
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Ask The Batemaster: Penis Size—Again?

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No. That’s the simple answer to a rather thorny issue among…
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Ask The Batemaster: Honor Your Semen

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Something I urge you to consider, regardless of how often or…