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Ask The Batemaster: How Can I Make My Penis Bigger?

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Your penis is by far the most elastic and variably-sized part…
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Ask The Batemaster: Dad & Son Roleplay

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QUESTION: My older friend and I (he’s early 50s, I’m just…
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Ask The Batemaster: Body Confidence

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You are the only one who can actually do something about how…
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Ask The Batemaster: A Variety Of Ways To Buddy Bate

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Mutual masturbation between guys can be enjoyed a lot of different ways.
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Ask The Batemaster: Convincing Other Men To Experience Semen Retention

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Guys get conditioned in their teens to believe orgasm and ejaculation…
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Ask The Batemaster: I Get Off Watching My Brother Online, Is This Wrong?

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Your reaction sounds honest and natural, but only you can decide…
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Ask The Batemaster: Uncomfortable Foreskin

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This situation, medically called “phimosis,” may prove quite…

Masturbation 101: The Rosy Palm Technique

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When it comes to masturbation, the methods of achieving orgasm are endless. Even our standard technique, the one we use day in and day out, can be varied with very little effort! In fact, there is no inherent reason why every masturbation experience can't feel like the first time, every time.
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Ask The Batemaster: Am I Evil?

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*SPOILER ALERT—Anyone who might be seriously offended by a…
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Ask The Batemaster: We're Both Straight, But He Wants To Touch Me

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This friend and I are both straight, but we like to watch porn together. Of course, we both end up jacking off, only he looks at me a lot. I can tell he wants to touch me, and who knows? Maybe more. How can I tell him No?
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Ask The Batemaster: I Have Orgasms, But I Don't Ejaculate

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QUESTION: After prostate surgery, I’m lucky. I don’t ejaculate,…
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Ask The Batemaster: Showing Face & Shaving Pubes

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QUESTION: I love Bateworld! The whole thing is just totally magical…