Word choices matter—sort of! QUESTION: I have to tell you, I agree with you, Bruce: the word PENIS seems a lot more erotic and accurate than all the other slang, like “prick” or “cock.”…
I often say that in reality, human males do not neatly fit into a handful of labels, as far as our sexuality is concerned. QUESTION: I keep hearing how more and more straight guys like…
“We were off the trail, but this couple came by and saw us masturbating. Could we get in trouble for this?” QUESTION: My buddy and I are both in shape and we hike a lot….
“It is remarkable how complex the brain is! The brain can track several major activities at once. Only be careful and sensible.” QUESTION: I drive cross-country a lot. During these long road trips, I love…
“To actually taste your friend’s pre-cum can never be considered 100% safe.” QUESTION: My buddy always wants to taste my pre-cum when we jerk together. He gets mad that I don’t want to taste his….
“I still feel some guilt and shame after I come…” QUESTION: I still feel some guilt and shame after I come. Even though I know better—I should not feel this. It’s not during the bate…
“I Guess This Is Really Good!” QUESTION: My cock is extremely sensitive, the whole thing. Yeah, the head is especially, but that spot on the underside of the head is unbelievable, almost intolerable! When I’m…
“…I’m afraid they’ll think I’m small. What can I do about this?” QUESTION: My penis seems really small to me compared with lots of guys I see online, including yours, Master Bruce. Fully as hard…
“I love to kiss guys while we bate together, but I also like sex with women sometimes…..what is this?” QUESTION: I love to kiss guys while we bate together, and while we bate each other’s…
“They say it’s not real sex, that it’s only for losers…” QUESTION: My buddies at work and in the hood, all act weird because I’m pretty open and proud about how much I love the…
“No Fap is Crap!” QUESTION: What’s all this “no fap” crap? RESPONSE: In my opinion it is unmitigated crap! Maybe not 100%, but mostly. As far as I know, this is mostly an anti-masturbation trend,…
“We do “fishing” weekends together at a rented cabin. If our families only knew, it could be a disaster, I guess! But is this strange? How strange is it?” QUESTION: In college, my dorm roomie…
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