What is this Ageism thing, anyway? QUESTION: I’ve got an older friend who I love to masturbate with. I’m 33 and he’s almost 70, but I love his mind, his experience, his good heart. Plus,…
Explain morning wood, please! Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on raging boner in the sheets? You might know of it as “morning wood” and The Batemaster is here to explain…
I can hardly squeeze out a drop! How can I make more? QUESTION: Some of my online bate buds (these days they are all online!) make loads of precum, like it pours out! I can…
I want to make more noise! QUESTION: I see where you say making more noise helps guys feel more. You say we learn to be quiet as boys, not to attract attention. Well, I’m an…
The “Expressway Y” leads to bate bliss triple A+! QUESTION: This thing you call “Expressway Y”—love it, man! It’s bate bliss triple A+++! And I’m not afraid of big words, so can you explain about…
It’s been over a year since I ejaculated… QUESTION: I’m 31 now, and a few years back, under your influence I got into edging and what you call semen retention. I used to think I…
A Priest on the Edge! QUESTION: Hi, Bruce! I am a Roman Catholic priest and I love my religion! Except, since my teens I’ve loved to masturbate, which I feel brings me closer to God….
Somehow totally naked guys aren’t quite so exciting to me! Is this weird? What do you think about this? QUESTION: I’m wondering about myself. I am most turned on by seeing guys partly dressed and…
Please explain the (Solo) Sex Magick thing… QUESTION: Your protégé Dragon Puppy often talks about semen retention and Sex Magick. Can you please explain in simple terms just how this stuff works? RESPONSE: It’s my…
The most effective way to communicate about this is to be open and honest verbally. QUESTION: One of my buds in the house I share with some guys, and I enjoy mutual masturbation quite…
Personally, my advice is: Don’t do it. Here’s why. QUESTION: I’ve seen what you wrote about penis enlargement before, that there’s no safe, effective way with surgery or pills. Yeah. Masturbate a lot and keep…
Shame is something learned, usually from very early in life. However, I can offer you a way to gradually dissolve and finally eliminate such shame entirely! QUESTION: This is hard to admit to myself, because…
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