Ask The Batemaster
Ask The Batemaster: Ageism
What is this Ageism thing, anyway? QUESTION: I’ve got an older friend who I love to masturbate with. I’m 33 and he’s almost 70, but I love his mind, his experience, his good heart. Plus,…
Ask The Batemaster: Morning Wood Explained
Explain morning wood, please! Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on raging boner in the sheets? You might know of it as “morning wood” and The Batemaster is here to explain…
Ask The Batemaster: Making Precum
I can hardly squeeze out a drop! How can I make more? QUESTION: Some of my online bate buds (these days they are all online!) make loads of precum, like it pours out! I can…
Ask The Batemaster: Moaning And Making Noise
I want to make more noise! QUESTION: I see where you say making more noise helps guys feel more. You say we learn to be quiet as boys, not to attract attention. Well, I’m an…
Ask The Batemaster: The “Expressway Y” To Total Bate Bliss
The “Expressway Y” leads to bate bliss triple A+! QUESTION: This thing you call “Expressway Y”—love it, man! It’s bate bliss triple A+++! And I’m not afraid of big words, so can you explain about…
Ask The Batemaster: Semen Retention Forever
It’s been over a year since I ejaculated… QUESTION: I’m 31 now, and a few years back, under your influence I got into edging and what you call semen retention. I used to think I…
Ask The Batemaster: I’m A Priest And Don’t Think Masturbation Is A Sin
A Priest on the Edge! QUESTION: Hi, Bruce! I am a Roman Catholic priest and I love my religion! Except, since my teens I’ve loved to masturbate, which I feel brings me closer to God….
Ask The Batemaster: Is My Fetish Weird?
Somehow totally naked guys aren’t quite so exciting to me! Is this weird? What do you think about this? QUESTION: I’m wondering about myself. I am most turned on by seeing guys partly dressed and…
Ask The Batemaster: What Is (Solo) Sex Magick?
Please explain the (Solo) Sex Magick thing… QUESTION: Your protégé Dragon Puppy often talks about semen retention and Sex Magick. Can you please explain in simple terms just how this stuff works? RESPONSE: It’s my…
Ask The Batemaster: How Do I Ask For What I Want?
The most effective way to communicate about this is to be open and honest verbally. QUESTION: One of my buds in the house I share with some guys, and I enjoy mutual masturbation quite…
Ask The Batemaster: What Is Jelqing? Should I Do It? Does It Work?
Personally, my advice is: Don’t do it. Here’s why. QUESTION: I’ve seen what you wrote about penis enlargement before, that there’s no safe, effective way with surgery or pills. Yeah. Masturbate a lot and keep…
Ask The Batemaster: Lingering Shame
Shame is something learned, usually from very early in life. However, I can offer you a way to gradually dissolve and finally eliminate such shame entirely! QUESTION: This is hard to admit to myself, because…
