Ask The Batemaster
Ask The Batemaster: Word Choices Matter, Right?
Word choices matter—sort of! QUESTION: I have to tell you, I agree with you, Bruce: the word PENIS seems a lot more erotic and accurate than all the other slang, like “prick” or “cock.”…
Ask The Batemaster: Straight Guys Sharing The Bate
I often say that in reality, human males do not neatly fit into a handful of labels, as far as our sexuality is concerned. QUESTION: I keep hearing how more and more straight guys like…
Ask The Batemaster: Getting Seen In Nature
“We were off the trail, but this couple came by and saw us masturbating. Could we get in trouble for this?” QUESTION: My buddy and I are both in shape and we hike a lot….
Ask The Batemaster: Bating While Driving
“It is remarkable how complex the brain is! The brain can track several major activities at once. Only be careful and sensible.” QUESTION: I drive cross-country a lot. During these long road trips, I love…
Ask The Batemaster: Sharing Pre-cum Safely
“To actually taste your friend’s pre-cum can never be considered 100% safe.” QUESTION: My buddy always wants to taste my pre-cum when we jerk together. He gets mad that I don’t want to taste his….
Ask The Batemaster: I Still Feel Some Shame
“I still feel some guilt and shame after I come…” QUESTION: I still feel some guilt and shame after I come. Even though I know better—I should not feel this. It’s not during the bate…
Ask The Batemaster: Penis Sensitivity
“I Guess This Is Really Good!” QUESTION: My cock is extremely sensitive, the whole thing. Yeah, the head is especially, but that spot on the underside of the head is unbelievable, almost intolerable! When I’m…
Ask The Batemaster: Penis Size Persists
“…I’m afraid they’ll think I’m small. What can I do about this?” QUESTION: My penis seems really small to me compared with lots of guys I see online, including yours, Master Bruce. Fully as hard…
Ask The Batemaster: Kissing Guys And Sex With Women
“I love to kiss guys while we bate together, but I also like sex with women sometimes…..what is this?” QUESTION: I love to kiss guys while we bate together, and while we bate each other’s…
Ask The Batemaster: Masturbation Shaming
“They say it’s not real sex, that it’s only for losers…” QUESTION: My buddies at work and in the hood, all act weird because I’m pretty open and proud about how much I love the…
Ask The Batemaster: What’s All This “No-Fap” Crap?
“No Fap is Crap!” QUESTION: What’s all this “no fap” crap? RESPONSE: In my opinion it is unmitigated crap! Maybe not 100%, but mostly. As far as I know, this is mostly an anti-masturbation trend,…
Ask The Batemaster: Old-Time Bate Buds
“We do “fishing” weekends together at a rented cabin. If our families only knew, it could be a disaster, I guess! But is this strange? How strange is it?” QUESTION: In college, my dorm roomie…
