Ask The Batemaster
Ask The Batemaster: My Dick Pics (With Face) Leaked Online!
I’m desperate to get them taken down! QUESTION: I sent a guy some dick pix of myself on my phone, ones that also show my face. He promised not to share them. Now I’ve seen…
Ask The Batemaster: Masturbation In Literature
“What Gives About the Bate in Books?” QUESTION: Maybe I’m weird, but I still love to read fiction, more than I watch TV or films. But most guys in books don’t seem to masturbate, at…
Ask The Batemaster: The Bator Closet (An XXXmas Special)
“Is the Bator Closet So Different?” QUESTION: I told my family I’m gay, and they were okay with that. Said they love me anyway, no matter what. Great! But then I told them over Thanksgiving…
Ask the Batemaster: The Holiday Season Phallus
Honor your erection as a Sacred Tree that helps to hold up the sky and returns the light to your life to you whenever you masturbate! *Featured image courtesy of Daily Mail QUESTION: I’ve sometimes…
Ask The Batemaster: Phallus Worship & Religion
“[…] Your beliefs and practices are not really anyone else’s business.” QUESTION: I love phallus worship, or at least the idea of it, I guess. Only some guys seem to do it with a Satanic…
Ask The Batemaster: Shame After Cumming
“…You are well on your way to liberation from such guilt and shame simply by being aware of it.” QUESTION: My family is not religious or conservative. But I still feel some guilt or shame…
Ask The Batemaster: How To Avoid Body-Shaming
“It never helps to compare yourself with others, especially in the department of appearance […] This is an extremely common trap the ego falls into.” QUESTION: Sites like Facebook, gay men’s pages, and a lot…
Ask The Batemaster: I’d Love A Three-Way Bate
“That’s my fantasy! Doesn’t it sound hot?” QUESTION: I’ve got these two great bate buddies, and they both love doing it with me. But so far, they won’t do a 3-way with all 3 of…
Ask The Batemaster: Fully Vaccinated Bate Weekend, Safe or Not?
Vaccination Masturbation QUESTION: I’m afraid of catching COVID, even though I’m fully vaccinated. Seems there’s a lot of unknowns. I want to go to an in-person bate weekend, but I’m not sure. Do you think…
Ask The Batemaster: Is The Bate Anti-Social?
“The idea that masturbation is anti-social […] is just part of outdated anti-masturbation campaigns that linger from the last few centuries.” QUESTION: I do it with bate buds and in groups! To me, bating is…
Ask The Batemaster: Virginity And The Bate
“You’re a virgin who just masturbates” (Yes, that is a play on the famous line from Clueless by our beloved Brittany Murphy. RIP.) QUESTION: I know what really turns me on, so I know I’m…
Ask The Batemaster: French Kissing & Nip Pinching
“Some men consider the tongue as a sort of “upper penis” for it is extremely sensitive!” QUESTION: I’ve got some great bate buddies, which is a huge blessing in my life! But unless they will…
