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I’m sure it is common to most office situations with male workers. It is certainly not wrong morally!

 

QUESTION:

Since returning to the office after restrictions have been eased, I’ve been hearing guys masturbate in the toilet cubicles. It makes me horny, only I’m scared to do it myself. It seems like an open secret at this point amongst the guys at the office, but can you get into trouble. I get incredibly boned up over it, but I just haven’t been able to bring myself to do the deed. My questions: is it wrong to do? How bad is it if you get caught?

RESPONSE:

The kind of activity you describe is not at all unusual, in fact I’m sure it is common to most office situations with male workers. It is certainly not wrong morally! All healthy human males who are likely to want to sometimes masturbate during work hours. In truth, going to the restroom to masturbate as much as to use the facilities for other reasons of relief, is doubtless extremely common. In most cases guys are probably quite secretive about it and do it quietly.

Of course, I cannot tell you what the consequences would be in your particular office if you got caught. But if you are doing it in a cubicle with the door latched from the inside, it really is nobody’s business what you do in there. Anyone snooping would violate your privacy. Restrooms have long been the site of a lot of furtive sexual arousal among men and sexual activity of various kinds.

In fact, restroom masturbation and cruising in bathrooms is such a widespread tradition that many men develop a certain kind of fixation, even a fetish about it, meaning a strong and arousing association with the matter of urinals, toilets, cubicles, and men taking their pants and shorts down in such situations. Sometimes the hand-soap or cleaning fluid smells become sexualized for men who haunt restrooms!

“…restroom masturbation and cruising in bathrooms is such a widespread tradition that many men develop a certain kind of fixation, even a fetish about it…”

If you are certain that “you can get into trouble,” then just be very careful if you try this. But there is no reason to be too paranoid! The wish or need to masturbate is just as legitimate a human need as the necessity to urinate or eliminate or wash your hands. Just be cautious about being caught in the act. Possibly some of your co-workers may even like to masturbate together during their bathroom breaks. As you explore the territory and try it out discreetly, test the waters and if you are interested in anything of that kind, it may become enough of an open secret that you will also be invited to do this.

Really, the bathroom at your office is not the best place to look for a bate buddy, but it is also not healthy to let fear completely control you in the situation. Keep your wits about you and be sensible. It is not healthy to deny yourself self-pleasure. Only don’t flaunt it in the office itself. 

Men I know sometimes tell me they have masturbated at work to reboot their brain with an orgasm. To ejaculate may help them return their focus to work. In a better world, and more ideal work environment, such bathroom breaks might even be encouraged!

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at BateWorld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.

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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.


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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.

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  1. I was a night janitor in a rather large facility. The janitorial crew kept a locker just for porn. It was the “lending library.” Only rules: 1) try not to ruin the magazines with your cum and 2) make an occasional contribution to the library. Masturbation in the bathrooms was a common thing, for basically the whole place; not just the cleaning crew. I don’t recall ever having to clean up puddles of cum. I guess we were just all considerate masturbators.

    1. I am very horny around 3 pm. There is a restroom that is very cruisy but also very monitored. I’ll go into stall at another John and wank quickly. I’m pretty hard by then so it’s quick.

      Never been caught but sometimes wank is too fast and it’s like semi just dripping. Hate that.

    2. if i am particularly stressed out, i often retreat into the executive washroom for a masturbation session. it clears the mind and always refreshes me… usually do it a couple of times a week.

    3. If I m stressed i usually disappear into the executive washroom and masturbate. It clears the mind and leaves me relaxed and refreshed.

  2. I’ve bated in the office men’s room a lot through the past few years! It is natural and relieves stress of the day. I know that other guys do it as well; I’ve seen cum dribbles from guys shooting on the stall walls. Very common!

  3. I do it about once a week at least. It is a private restroom where at the most 6 other people (if all working on the same day) would be able to access, and that almost never happens. 3 or 4 at the most on any one day. Often the others have left before I get the urge anyway. Bate on!

  4. I think it is common for guys to need it at work from time to time at work. The unwritten rule is just to clean up after yourself.

  5. I have jerked in the men’s room at work quite often and I know other guys have done it as well. Again, try not to be too obvious about it, but to me it is as natural as taking a piss or having a bowel movement. Sometimes you just have to do it. Bonus if someone else wants to join in!

  6. bating in the office restroom is certainly common in most big corporations. But I have always followed the advice, “never dip your dink into company ink” – in other words, even if you are aware of other employees who indulge in the practice, don’t do it with them in the workplace. Especially if you are a supervisor and they are a subordinate employee.

  7. Retired now, but I can remember the days of the 3pm mensroom bate. Sometimes you’d walk into the same guys . You did your thing and you left. Occasionally you’d sense someone in the next stall and there was some quiet competition to see who shoots first. Good times. Great male bonding.

  8. Have bated in the office restroom many times. Great stress reliever on crazy days. My office has a gym and will also bate in the shower. I tend to get horny after a workout.

  9. Bating in the men’s room is the best stress reliver. Sometimes after taking care of a nature call, you end up stroking out a load into the bowl.

  10. Bate at work? You bet. Also on the commute to-and-fro. Solo and often with others. It’s a need. Get over yourself and do clean up. Be friendly, but not a stalker. Watch out for ‘pervs’—but bros being bros with ejaculation is cool.

  11. The first time I masturbated at the work place I was working a summer job at my father’s car dealership and was walking through the mechanics area. Naturally the mechanics decorated their area with pictures of naked women. There was one picture that was particularly exciting that night and I became aroused and couldn’t resist stroking. I had been working late and very few people were around, so I went into the men’s room, stood in front of a urinal, pulled my jeans down and started a nice steady stroke, not worrying about being caught. Later when I was traveling on business, I used to download porn in the work areas in the airline clubs and once I had a healthy erection I would go into the men’s room and fire my load. Fortunately I blew a nice load before anyone else came in. From what I know masturbating at work and many other public places is common. One just needs to be discrete.

  12. For myself, in my whole working life of 50 years, chose never to bate at work. Just knew that once I started it would get , ahem, out of hand.
    Actually found that form of self restraint very hot.
    Very often would jack one out as soon as I got home though.
    Take care guys

  13. It would surprise me if anyone who has been in the workplace for 20 or more years hasn’t had occasion to masturbate in the men’s room at work. I certainly have. It meets a need not unlike getting coffee, lunch break, toileting break which are essential as a human. Lovely to read the variety of experiences thus far.

    There were a couple of times I bated, or had oral sex with a guy somewhere at work. My mindset though was that was infrequent and discreet. I was way more fun for me to play away from work.

  14. I travel for work during the week. I get very turned on in the mens room. We walk in, unzip and grab our penis and piss together. Some show off and others try to hide theirs. After taking a piss, sometimes I get engorged and will grab a seat in a stall. I try to find one with a view line from the outside. Sometimes, guys peer in and stare and others will grab a seat next to my stall and join me. There are times you can see in the other stall and I give a good show and have enjoyed good shows. I think it is very natural for guys to bate in the mens room. After all, we grab our dicks to piss and take a dump. Why not?!

  15. Have to unload at work at least 2xday or cock wont let me get any work done. its a normal part of my work day to take a BATE BREAK

  16. fortunately I work at home… get to be naked and play all day. I just let my body to be the lifestyle. I’m always touching, squeezing, caressing, kissing my whole body. Cumming is great but this is total bliss.

    1. I agree, I’m also self employed and sometimes (often) a man has to masturbate which I do whenever I can. It relieves the stress of business and clears the mind, until I need to masturbate again. A man can’t get too much pleasure from his penis.

  17. I took 2 years off work to remodel a rental house in California, many many trips to home improvement stores, I often needed to release at the urinal at Home Depot, was joined in masturbation many time spunking in the urinal, on the floor, sometimes in a mouth

  18. Anonymous public jerk off in a men`s room is one of the classics. Make it a group thing, and there`s no topping it !! (pardon the pun :’-p)

  19. I’m really used to bate in my office in the bathroom. Luckily, there is some individuals restrooms so i can bate myself taking time, unclosed, with my cockring on….
    I know i’m lucky so i really take pleasure to bate there

  20. By the time I get to the office in the morning, my coffee has started to kick in. I go into one of the stalls and take care of the back door business. By the time I’m done with that, my dick is demanding attention. I never worry about anyone seeing me. The only way anyone would know is if they peered over the partition. Who would have the nerve to do that!?!?

  21. I have been masturbating in work restrooms since my first real job at age 20. While I have never been caught, I am certain the guy in the stall next to the one I was in knew I was masturbating. It’s no big deal – everyone masturbates.

  22. I worked in a government office for about a year, and there was one bathroom on a floor that didnt have many offices, mostly storage. there was a long hall you went down to get to it. So, if you were in there you could hear the elevator ding if it opened. I found it quite by accident about a couple of weeks after starting working there. Went in, sat in a stall and not for very long before someone came in, sat in the next stall and started tapping his foot. Soon he was on his knees pushing is cock under the stall wall. That fucker was about 8 inches and curved straight up. I jacked it for a while, slurping his pre-cum with my other hand. He motioned for me to slide my 8 inches under, and when I did, he basically laid on the floor and started deep throating me. I came in about a second. I stood up and walked outside the stall, and he opened his door, and I started jacking him off. His pants were all the way down, his legs were spread as far as he could and grabbed the top of the stall while i jacked and sucked on his cock. He blew a big ole load. He did this real surprising thing. When he bent down to pull his pants, he gave me a long passionate kiss.
    He told me when the busy times were, so, you bet you sweet ass I was there ALL the time. Lots & Lots of jacking off with multiple guys. One time there was 5 of us in there jerking. God I loved that job and especially that Jack Off John.

  23. I’ve noticed over the years this 2pm slot where rest rooms, saunas cruising grounds car parks etc have a few more men needing to just crack one off.

  24. I’ve only done it a small handful of times when I was so horny I couldn’t concentrate on my work. Thankfully, the restroom “stalls” at my office are actually self-contained water closets, so it’s great privacy.