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What you describe is certainly one good reason for universal legalization of Cannabis!

QUESTION: When I tell my best buddies that I’ll fire up some of my best bud in my bong if they’ll bate with me, I know which ones will just grin and laugh, like, Is that really a question? It’s unbelievable the places we go together! It’s like almost the best thing there is in life! Don’t you think this is a good reason to legalize the sacred weed everywhere?

RESPONSE: What you describe is certainly one good reason for universal legalization of Cannabis! Ironically, most cultures worldwide give full approval to pharmaceutical drugs, which are often over-prescribed by physicians and frequently have terrible side-effects. Don’t defy a doctor’s orders, but when you’re prescribed a medication, make sure you ask questions, inform yourself, and be certain it is your own choice

I’m all for full legalization of Cannabis, partly because it needs to be your own choice. Many people now know from experience it’s far less dangerous than alcohol and less dangerous than many prescriptions drugs. With irrational Cannabis laws still in effect in many places, the choice is taken away from citizens. Legalization is actively opposed by pharmaceutical lobbies threatened by discoveries that Cannabis can also have serious medical benefits. Plus, the recreational and erotic uses you suggest may offend some people still enmeshed in sex-negative cultural beliefs.

Cannabis is not always beneficial. Like any substance that influences behavior and how you feel, it can be abused: heavy use seems to make some people complacent, unmotivated, but this is not a cut-and-dried issue. There are now many different varieties of Cannabis with specific effects available where this drug is legalized now. In those places, it’s also clear that most adult users act responsibly.

What you describe, Brother, the erotic enhancement and recreational delight many men experience when masturbating while high on Cannabis, either solo or with masturbation buddies, is not so well-known in the “media.” However, it is familiar to many men in a specialized community such as Bateworld, and to many male masturbators in today’s world.

Legalization also reduces the money that goes to organized crime. It allows consumers to assure the product is of high quality and free from contaminants. We’ve seen historically that prohibition of something people really wish to use doesn’t work. Plus, unlike many other recreational drugs, Cannabis can enhance erotic pleasure without damaging your health.

In today’s wonderful world of male masturbators, many guys are still discovering that what some people called “reefer” back in the days of alcohol prohibition in the USA, can enhance pure penis pleasure considerably. That’s certainly a great reason to encourage full legalization of Cannabis, but far from the only reason.

Let me just add, I’m not telling you to try this if you have not, but it ought to be entirely your own free and legal choice.

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.

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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.


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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.

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  1. Mindful masturbation releases a lot of wonderful consciousness altering substances in our bodies – my favorites! Some men need assistance in relaxing, which is important to reach high erotic states. Cannabis doesn’t seem to diminish or mask erotic response like alcohol or poppers do.

    1. Yes… that’s my experience too, Brother. Thanks as always. When I was younger, from about 1969-1988 I was a dedicated pot head and I always loved to masturbate while high. It was my lifestyle, smoking pretty much every day, and masturbating every day too… usually at bedtime, sometimes in the middle of the night, most mornings. When I was not at work, l often masturbated several times during the day. I don’t want to go back to the pot-smoking lifestyle, but it can enhance pure penis pleasure, while alcohol and many other “socially sanctioned” or common recreational drugs can inhibit it. My lifestyle now includes daily masturbation, for sure! — BPG

  2. Count me in as one of those masturbating BateWorld brothers who knows the enhancement Cannabis brings to the act of self pleasure! I do it mostly alone but also with other bate bros. I even find it an aphrodisiac just when hanging out with friends I get high with, even if we don’t bate. I got a new bong just the other day and also vape and use Cannabis oils and edibles. I agree that the combination of Cannabis, masturbation, and for me, porn, is still being discovered. I regularly chat with bros on here who are firing up while we’re jacking and getting off to amazing porn and it totally rocks!