Ask The Batemaster

And now my roommate thinks I’m disgusting! QUESTION: My roomie didn’t knock on my door, and I was caught stroking to porn. “That’s disgusting!” he shouted and slammed the door. Now he hardly talks to…

QUESTION: I’m in my twenties, and I’m a horndog. I’d love to share the bate in person, but I have asthma and use an inhaler. I’m fully vaccinated, but can’t afford to get COVID, which…

QUESTION: I’ve been using some hook-up apps to try to get bate buddies. I’ve met at least half a dozen in person, but they always want to go places I don’t want to go sexually….

QUESTION: My best friend since grade school, now in a different college, has a page on an amateur porn site. I just happened to find it, which was a shock! Strange to see him jack…

“Men appreciating the bodies and penises of other men doubtless goes back countless millennia. That’s an honorable source of batefuel for your imagination.”   QUESTION: I bate alone almost every day, and I like to…

QUESTION: I visited my folks last year for the holidays. After midnight, with everyone else in bed, I masturbated by the Batemas tree in the rainbow-colored lights. This year, I want to do it again….

QUESTION: I love a good urinal bate in a public restroom. Most times I’m alone the whole time, or I’m ignored and not looking for more than what I do. Not even looking to masturbate…

QUESTION: I’ve heard about dopamine and this other “feel good” stuff in the brain, which increases while I masturbate. I do use some porn and sometimes bate online with guys. But whenever I come, pretty…

What’s with all the semen retention talk? I like to ejaculate!   QUESTION: Sometimes I get the impression that you try to discourage ejaculation (AKA practice semen retention). Yes, I’ve seen that you say it…

QUESTION: I’m just in my fifties, and I think I’m having testosterone troubles. My sex drive is a lot less than it was not so many years ago. Maybe work stress and lifestyle are part…

QUESTION: Seriously! Don’t you think we could solve a lot of world problems if all sorts of men from all sorts of places start to masturbate for world peace together a lot more? I mean,…

“She looked shocked, and he looked afraid and vanished. He messaged me that it’s his wife. He can’t do it ever again.”   QUESTION: For several months, I’ve had this incredible online bate buddy. We…